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Non-fungible éminence grise.

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@MediocreJoker85 The joke works a little better if it’s a snail mugged by two turtles. But a classic, either way.

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@paul1964Jam Who loves ya, baby?

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@FunMovieTVFan

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@Noirchick1 He was also great as Larry David’s doctor.

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@MadelnCanada @MadeInCAD XL Suzuki

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@RobertaFresque2 In the jazz world, two giants: Art Blakey and Max Roach. Oh and let’s not leave out Joe Morello!

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@MediocreJoker85 $10 for 5 lamb chops? How old is this joke?

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@dave43law Oh, for the love of God, use comic sans font! It is literally the ONLY situation where the use of comic sans is justified.

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@RickB4773288486 @HappyMotorhead If you think, from that photo, that they are being held up at all, schedule an appointment with your optometrist.

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@lippyent He had already started the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, it seems.

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@MediocreJoker85 My response is usually. “That would be nice sometime.”

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#Greenboro #garbage

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@MediocreJoker85 Orgasm.

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#NHL

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A new season of tidying in #Ottawa is upon us!

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@RonSexsmith Your positivity and humour is a light in an otherwise dark space, Ron. Saw you at Club Soda for the Montréal Jazz festival. One of the best concerts I’ve seen! To this day I cannot listen to “Deepens with Time” without great emotion. Stay healthy, brother.

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@MediocreJoker85 “At the end of the day…”

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‘Contempt is a dangerous way to lead a country’: here is the sermon that enraged Donald Trump https://t.co/NpX8DM9GXa