John Sullivan

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[John Sullivan @johnsullivan]

@DaleEArnold First word = “troll”

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What are the @DGlaucomflecken approved eye drops to cover signs of weeping before hospital rounds? Asking for a friend!

[John Sullivan @johnsullivan]

@DGlaucomflecken @GlaucoCesario Movement disorders are great, but something tells me you may be a natural for neurophthalmology!

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@jmurphx11 Where did you get it done?

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@AndyRichter RW Numbskull’s? I love their chicken wings.

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@AndyRichter Cool idea, but accepts the premise that anything on TV is “real” or at least not fake.

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@DeaDriscoll @JimGaffigan Ummm, Headley (who said it) is the guy on the left...

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@PeteBlackburn Publicist deleted the original ending: “...or I’ll knock your teeth out.”

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@MrTeller @pennjillette Nor did you, afterward.

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@Toucherandrich problem with Krug’s sound bite: no way he’s 5’9”

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@VerizonSupport NBCSN is freezing again tonight! Please fix this so we all don’t have to get Xfinity to watch the Stanley Cup!!

[John Sullivan @johnsullivan]

@VerizonSupport Please fix nbcsn in Boston metro west. It’s Stanley cup playoffs for god sakes. Your signal is lousy. Keeps crashing.

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@RealJackEdwards here’s what you do: record your commentary of the game in real time and put it out as a podcast next day so we can listen to it as we watch muted DVR video feed. Mention time stamps so we stay in sync.

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.@Toucherandrich no way Hags calls TSN on that piece of crap Fisher Price phone

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@michaelFhurley People complain we don’t have enough signage, so they put this up at a rotary near my house. Happy now, complainers?

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@EPICEMRparody I used to have an inbox with a dozen messages. Now I have a dozen inboxes with two hundred messages. So much more communication! Yay!

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. @Toucherandrich “ gather round children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Sol Revere”

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@SPAMbrand Why is this not called the "SPAMpler"???? https://t.co/gcXNVnlsbU

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@AndyRichter I can’t believe I was 45 and sober when I first discovered Capn Crunch could be a dessert topping.

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