John the Turtle

John 🐢 | Turtle | Professional Gossiper and Peach Lover 🍑 | Ring Bearer 💍| ❤️ Pius

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

I had a very strange encounter today

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Oh no ... my skateboard

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

About Pius...I've been keeping this to myself for a while, but there are some unforseen issues. We found out that, well, he's not the same kind of turtle as me. He grew to about 10 times my size and there's no end in sight.

[max_ine de valois @ardyforshort]

@johntheturtle3 Welcome back John!
Didn't you injure yourself falling off things not too long ago? Be careful about the metal monsters!
How is Pius? And your child?

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

I saw a video of a turtle skateboarding. I think I'm going to purchase such a fine little vehicle for myself. 🐢

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

I've been on twt for an entire year now! So many secrets, so many curious incidents. So many precious memori--
Oh a peach!

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

❗️❗️❗️BREAKING: Aldo and smoking Goffredo kissing in the waterless pond! Not naked but I guess that counts ❗️❗️❗️

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Update: it's been a while. I've spent the past two weeks hiding underwater because smoking Goffredo threatened to turn me into turtle soup. I think that means he definitely wants to be naked in the waterless pond with Aldo. How do the cool kids say? Lol?

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Smoking-Goffredo is visiting today. Should I ask him if he would volunteer to be naked in the waterless pond with Aldo? Maybe that would help Aldo get over Thomas.

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@tunatuna2510 I will, thank you

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Smoking-Goffredo is visiting today. Should I ask him if he would volunteer to be naked in the waterless pond with Aldo? Maybe that would help Aldo get over Thomas.

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@h_reimyu I will!

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@darth_stitch What is a martyr

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@SSquid75875 Perfect thank you!

[Cali @ShyNight0wl]

The event starts TODAY.

You can post your work(s) on Tumblr or Twitter using the #LawrenitezSummerEvent tag, you can also tag me if you wish to 😉

You can also add your work(s) to the AO3 collection: https://t.co/X4E19i1zxC

Have fun!

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@tunatuna2510 Whom do you suggest?

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Apologies for the prolonged absence. I had to run from Aldo because I found out he's been in love with Thomas for half his life and apparently that's been a secret a shouldn't have aired out...he almost fed me to the metal monsters.

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@h_reimyu He started crying when I asked him if he ever wanted to be naked with Thomas in the waterless pond and when I asked whether that means yes he told me to "get my wrinkly turtle ass out of his office" :(

[Darth Stitch @darth_stitch]

Portrait of Pope Innocent XIV with his favorite @johntheturtle3 🐢🐢🐢 which somehow ended up in the office of his Dean. Hmmm. 🤔

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@SSquid75875 But he stinks :(

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

Aldo started crying at my question, what do I do now??? Help

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

I'm still recovering from ... the incident. Aldo comforted me by feeding me peaches. He ate some, too. I wonder whether Aldo ever wanted to be naked in the waterless pond with Thomas. Is that an inappropriate question to ask him?

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@h_reimyu 😱😱😱

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@tunatuna2510 I'll pass on that advice thank you

[John the Turtle @johntheturtle3]

@RaeCr0w555 @tunatuna2510 😦😦 will suggest