JohnThomas Hernandez

Currently Offline He/Him INSTA: johnthomas_hernandez

[JohnThomas Hernandez @johnthomas_h]

Hernandez? What about HIS nandez?

[JohnThomas Hernandez @johnthomas_h]

Heat Advisory? Isn’t that the gay hockey show?

[🏳️‍⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto @MukkyWaffle]

on Plundr, the pirate dating app, accidentally swiped starboard on a siren :/

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@A24 it pays to be annoying

[val ୨ৎ @kendramerced]

same actress

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Can you put it in slayman’s terms?

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@realjtleroy YES!!!

[𖤐 mateo knowles | petal ꕤ｡˚⋆ @arianas_dild0]

MMM flip it AROUND-

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In the wartimes, they’re gonna make all the liberals take out their septum rings for war efforts

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Opening a firearm store called “Here Today, Gun Tomorrow”

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Inside, Outside, USA, SpongeBob, Big Guy Pants OK

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The ball drop on New Years Eve should count down from 67 this year

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A hot new bombshell has entered the villa

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My top two contenders for Halloween 2026: Miss Poogy and Louise Nordoff

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If there’s one thing parents are gonna do, it’s watch videos on their phone at full volume

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Is this The Substance x Duolingo???

[Kaiji Von Tang @KaijiTang]

inflation is crazy what do you mean it's a nickel for your thoughts now

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THIS JUST GOT ME THROUGH THE NEXT WEEK AT LEAST

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jacob Elordi reveals his current phone wallpaper:

“Right now, my wallpaper is me and my beautiful friend Cailee Spaeny from Priscilla.”

(Source: https://t.co/Yi94vymXgu)

[prettiest princess @erehsedsi]

@johnthomas_h ate so bad

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Normalize asking people “and what are you supposed to be?” on any day other than Halloween