john luke

don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

4/19/22 & 4/20/22 with my neffew @KoeWetzel

[john luke @johnthompson__]

Y’all go to point guards and vote Jack Thompson!!

[Houston Men's Hoops 🏀 🐾 @UHCougarMBK]

As we celebrate 75 Years of @UHCougars Athletics, vote for your All-Time Starting Five

#ForTheCity x #GoCoogs

VOTE – https://t.co/6kqfo5w5ue
🔗 – https://t.co/Digr0GwtlP

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

😃

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Kinda drunk but if i put on this cowboy hat, shit’ll turn.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

MORE FUCKING COWBELL

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

The reunion we got vs the reunion we want

[john luke @johnthompson__]

who said golf isn’t a contact sport?

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I want to leave this planet

[john luke @johnthompson__]

god bless gov abbott

[Austin American-Statesman @statesman]

BREAKING: Gov. Abbott moves to "open Texas 100%," ends state mask mandate https://t.co/yYJhvRCNhr

[Emily @livingbreadgurl]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Paychecks are the best stimulus checks.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Never taking a dump again @stooloutdoors (via ig:Quinton_Campbell)

[Kody West @KodyWest]

pickles on pizza? go fuck your self!

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

People wanna say you don’t hit em up anymore... mf my phone hadn’t rang either

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

They just censored a tweet by the President of the United States of America on Election Night

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For everybody who promised to leave the country if Trump won you can leave. For everybody else regardless of political affiliation let’s all work together to make the best of these next 4 years.