John Bullshit

Lord help me

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Me, trying to insult people warming their hands with cocoa:

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Find someone who loves you like my dad loves pointing out incorrect information in guide books

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cool new bio just dropped

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pronouncing Bumble like Anil Kumble

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Let's just check the likes, and, ah yes that makes sense

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You could only say this if you think the performance of savviness is more important than actually explaining life in this stupid country

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For posterity before my millions of followers see my comment and skew the vote in favour of Taijuan

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The cursèd ratio strikes again (except it should indeed be Walker)

[Mets Analytics @MetsAnalytics]

Who’s your fourth starter in a playoff game?

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Despite everything I still like Jacobin, but Marcetic is such a consistent embarrassment

[Brian Hioe 丘琦欣 @brianhioe]

Imagine that, citing two right-wing political forces just to make an own in American domestic politics on the Internet. That's what happens when the world outside of America or the West is just an abstraction to you

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sensational

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I briefly disliked the Seattle Mariners but after a short period of reflection I have decided I like them again

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Absolutely incredible that the two highest averages in this Reds lineup belong to Brandon Drury and Albert Almora Jr

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just told my boss's boss that all social progress in the 19th century depended on fear of the guillotine, how's your friday going

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@TreborRhurbarb @StreathamRovers @GaryLineker RIP. please retweet Gary

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S*nia S*dha and H*dley Freem*n approvingly sharing it? Well I never

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Larry Hambert being a massive transphobe again, is it

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Editor of CapX, which last I checked was considered a reasonably serious outlet

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This is like a parody of terminally idiotic journo-brain

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@firemonkey1957 @StephenDonophan @jruddy99 @siennamarla @TimesRadio this you?

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Actually quite impressed at the chutzpah needed to write a thread saying "I was wrong about this, which ultimately just goes to show how smart I am"