John VanOverbeke

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

@thejuicebox33 @KFANPST Literally laughed out loud.

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@JoshPlattner Not me! 😂

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

I send our friends in Minnesota our warmest congratulations.

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

…and now I’m on Threads.

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Dolphins!

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Lions you beautiful bastards.

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

Nick Mullens vs. Tim Boyle for none of the marbles. LFG

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

Croatia!

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Retcon the Star wars sequel trilogy AND the Star Wars prequel trilogy and have the people who make Andor remake all 6 movies

[Eric Thompson @eric_j_thompson]

I HAVE DIED.

I AM DEAD.

RIP ME.

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

Call me square if you like, but every time I vote I think of Valley Forge and Antietam and the suffragists and Omaha Beach and Selma and all the people around the world who’d still give their necks, and do, for one chance at what I did in five minutes.

Don’t let them down.

[Federico Viticci @viticci]

there has never been a better time for Apple to bring back Ping

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

@StephenRayBorg #soupnight

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

@StephenRayBorg Terrible take.

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

[John VanOverbeke @johnvanoverbeke]

“‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

MARY SHELLEY: inspired by Lord Byron, I’ve written a story

BYRON: I’m flattered!

MARY: it’s about the world’s dumbest monster

BYRON:

MARY: hideous, illiterate monster

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Quote of the day! #CalvinandHobbes