John Vincent Van Gogh

It's that young pharaoh blowing on that Sarah sparrow

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

Welp. I'm a fuckboy.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Welp. Glad I didn't preorder.

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

#NewProfilePic

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

Don't let me catch you slipping bitch

[The Aristocratic Utensil @Aris_Utensil]

Now, the big issue a LOT of people will have with this statement; the "regulating" of social behaviour must NEVER come from the state.

The same people that whine about shame, are completely clueless and want to live in a society with no standards whatsoever... which is simply an absurdity.

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@MelonieMac Bitch if you don't get the fuck out of this place you're literally the poster child for drama

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@OG_MaraJade @Activision @Treyarch @SHGames Calling people a fag while being a poster child for the lesbian anonymous website is quite ironic

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@WilliamWheelson @Aris_Utensil He became a parody of himself when he decided that he was intelligent enough to create a YouTube channel mocking and ridiculing others. This is a mask to hide his insecurity — a shadow leakage, if you will.

[Will @WilliamWheelson]

@Aris_Utensil When did you become a soy caricature of yourself?

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

I am morally superior to you. Why, you ask? Because you blocked my account for merely destroying your pussy boy, fuck boy ass. Some might call me a homosexual because of how deep I went in. Cope, seethe, fuck boy.

[The Aristocratic Utensil @Aris_Utensil]

I'll be morally superior, because I am.

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@MelonieMac This u

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@geoffkeighley

[Eric July @EricDJuly]

Tomorrow is going to be really interesting. It seems like a LOT of people are stoked for The Horseman!

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@IGN Obi-Wan Season 2: When your mentor’s ghosting you, not because you’re unworthy, but because even the Force can’t save this script. It’s like they hired a Sith Lord to write it—full of betrayal, confusion, and plot holes bigger than the Death

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@DDayCobra

[Jeremy Prime @DDayCobra]

It is MA'AM Part 2!

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@razorfist PS5 Pro: Because who doesn’t love paying extra for a console with no games worth playing? 😂

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@DeckerShado It just works.’

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@TheActMan_YT So, The Act Man decides to tweet about DrDisrespect with all the confidence of a keyboard warrior who just discovered the caps lock key. It’s like watching someone try to juggle flaming torches while standing on a soapbox made of wet cardboard.

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@ReviewsPossum the classic Todd Howard experience! Only in a world crafted by the man himself would someone think it’s a good idea to rob a dragon-slaying, voice-wielding powerhouse. It’s like walking into a Bethesda game and expecting the NPCs to have any sense of self-preservation.

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@IGN Oh, a Minecraft live-action movie? Because nothing says “immersive cinematic experience” like watching people punch trees and build blocky houses for two hours. I can’t wait to see the Oscar-worthy performances of actors pretending to be creepers and villagers. 🎬😆

[John Vincent Van Gogh @JohnVincentX]

@IGN Who knew Dragonborns were into tactical fashion? Wait until they find out about fast travel via segways. #SkyrimIRL