Johnny the Gaper

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@JimmyClearpills Pick on someone your own size dickweed,
a yarmulke wearing infant could be a good target

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Stroking my ego? No I'm stroking something completely different #cock

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@JimmyClearpills @BRRRRcollects @REESETAUGHTU @junkcabinet Why do you have child porn in your banner?

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@KaitMarieox @MattWalshBlog How about the lake of shit in your pants, mud butt?

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Goddamn fucking Eskimos ruining the country

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Over 40 years ago MD Gov. Harry Hughes signed legislation to seize control of the Baltimore Colts to prevent their move from the state. While it ultimately failed, we cannot let the great state of MD be humiliated again. @iamwesmoore I urge you to seize control of the blue menu.

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

Little Blue Menu is closing!

H/T @RettyShettle

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@Crumbled99 @imarlax @therealestmatei It's white man, but I disagree. It's a bit overrated in my eyes, the 3rd act is particularly weak. However, in terms of performances, score, cinematography, and the first two acts, I don't really know if you can say this movie is below average in good faith.

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

What if people with Down's Syndrome got their own cultural districts in big cities? Like how we have Chinatown or Little Italy. Give them their own restaurants give them their own low income housing. Give them cheap wares to peddle. They'd be fun to haggle with.

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

He's pretending to be a football fan because it's politically advantageous. He's an average joe that happens to like football just like you and me and every other mainstream politician over the last couple hundred years.

[Kyle Smith @rkylesmith]

He’s the normal guy this country needs

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Out of respect for Jayden Daniels my penis stops at 4 inches #commanders #jd5 #fl4

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@Krilldots "my bar" fucking doorman acting like he owns the place #dork

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@nomoneynohoess What's funny is in both Ravens Bills playoffs matchups Josh Allen has played as bad if not worse than Lamar and has just been more fortunate. There are about 2-3 key moments that separate Lamar and Josh Allen in terms of playoff success .

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!" Gerald shouts, as he puts a golf tee in his urethra and belly dives off the coffee table.

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

You ever take a shit that is genuinely mesmerizing? Never realized my asshole had this creative spark. #nudesforfree #theodyssey

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Proud of whichever of my roommates is fucking the, likely, big-pussied whore with the white jeep parked in my driveway #muffmobile

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

Rate my fantasy team. I'm 4 years old and have Down syndrome.

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

If you were the guy tasked with fucking Lindsey Graham how would you even quantify half this shit? Oh a guy wants me to shove the entire bedsheet up his ass so I can slowly pull it out? Like I'm using him like a box of tissues? Oh my rate is usually 130 an hour. #maga #lgbtq #rip

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

@Krilldots Not my mom kid. A homeless man who uses her alias. Pretty sure he bets on the #commanders every game hoping you'll respond by taking it out on his hole.

[Johnny the Gaper @johnwaynegaping]

The homosexual man I live with blew us off once again to prance around his favorite little dive bar. #gloryholesdontsuckthemselves #sayhitogaybrianforme