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Drop Twitter and come visit me on Mastodon instead.

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@CrowdStrike This is not an explanation of what happened. There is no explanation of why providing the incorrect number of parameters to a function should crash your system, or why read validation should fail. Your company cannot be trusted unless you explain the problems plainly.

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@ylecun @elonmusk @bneiluj @how_many_roads_ Yann, you really don't need to justify your work to anyone ever again, especially not to the likes of Elon. The people that matter, already know what you have done.

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@OfficialBraylon Thank you for being a good man, sir.

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@MerriamWebster That's called an eggcorn. Look it up in your own dictionary.

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@awhtee Put your money where your mouth is. Break up with him over a fucking movie.

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Screw Twitter and screw Elon. I'm out. Find me on Mastodon. @[email protected]

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@elonmusk Twitter is like a dumpster fire when the dumpster is full of feces

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@elonmusk Twitter is nothing but shitposting. It should not be taken seriously by anyone anymore.

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@vbleghorn @TitaniaMcGrath Dammit. Invented potato chips then.

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@RepSwalwell That's an Arkansas accent, I'd say. Know any Fox News fans in Arkansas?

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@RepPfluger If the Department of Justice can raid your home because you've been stealing top-secret classified documents, they can do it to you too.

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@ScottAdamsSays Then what are you gonna do? Draw some pictures?

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@elonmusk Here is where Elon threatens to acquire EA and tanks its stock price

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I am feeling very monetized right now

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@CinnabonMonster @LunifiedMaggs We don't hate you, we just hate everything about you.

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Good programmers write good code. Great programmers write no code. Zen programmers delete code.

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@elonmusk Said the man who could send a million students to college, but doesn't

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If violent video games caused mass shootings, then Japan would have mass shootings. But it doesn't. Japan has strong gun laws. Fight me

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In the mind of an American liberal, freedom means responsibility. In the mind of an American conservative, freedom means convenience.