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@DunsparceCast

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@TropicanaAC good thing some of the customers have started directing traffic otherwise one group would have no where to go at all.

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@TropicanaAC folks in wheel chairs, kids in bathing suits, baby's in strollers and there can't be more than 3 hosts open? What's the point of all the self check ins is they don't work?

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@TropicanaAC 3 hosts open now. Lines out the door. It's a freaking Wednesday. How are you this understaffed?

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@TropicanaAC all check in stations on casino floor closed including self. 2 out of 7 self check ins working in lobby, and 5 out of 16 host stations opened. Pretty ridiculous guys.

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@LateNightSeth @iamjohnoliver @TheDailyShow can you please start referring to #TedCruz as Rafael so people understand it's ok to be called by preferred names? #TedCruzIsTriggered #LGBTQ

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@ThatKevinSmith the cow needed to be tucked in too.

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@GovMurphy you got the mandate. Sweeping changes. Normally you couldn't, but this is a rare shot. Doubtful you'll ever see this, but make Jersey strong

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Battery just dropped to 0 and I've hand it for less than a week. I love the product, but holy crap there's been a battery issue at each release.

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#googlepixel seriously had my 5a for a week and the battery just dropped to 0. Love your devices but hate the battery

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My son needed a change. I took off his diaper. He started pooing. I grabbed napkins, and he started peeing. I threw the napkins on a nub, but it was his belly cord and so did not stop the pee. I covered that only to be met with more of poo. I'm framing the stains on the wall.

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@houseofque I have a gift card from ages ago. Any way of seeing if it's still good without coming in?

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@DrAllenMcMillan I know you're great, and you are making vital changes, but I've been on hold for an hour and half with the NJDOE. I'm not even getting the alerts of how to solve my problems online anymore which makes me think I've fallen into some sort of discarded junkpile.

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@scrufacejean I wish I knew about you earlier. Your breakdowns of rap battles include history, poetry, rhyme, meter, grammar, and so much else. You could absolutely bill yourself as a helpful page to teachers.

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@UnivHospNewark just checking that my mom is ok. She was admitted two to three hours ago and my father and I can't reach anyone via phone

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@TheAuthorGuy Alas poor Keebler, I knew him well

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@PCRichardandSon I absolutely understand that covid had affected everything, but we've been waiting over two weeks for a dryer that's already been paid for.

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@CMYKim34 It's how I got mine

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@PhillyD I needed a fast response test for a sleep study. Receptionist said there was no way he could fit me in. Then he said, "You watch Phillip DeFranco?" Forgot I was wearing my don't be stupid mask. I said absolutely. Tested ten minutes later. DeFranco loyalty is nuts!