John Wessling

Stand-up Comic, host of After Later podcast @afterl8er, comedy writer, GLENN in Monster Closet’s “Someone Dies!” @someonediesfilm

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“Hey Girl, is your name Mark Meadows? Cuz you’ve been ignoring my sub-penis!”

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@JonDeFullerton @TravisRodgers @KamBrothers I sit around and do nothing mostly.

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@MikeMacRaeMike Closest I get is saying I’m “on Dad duty.”

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THEJOHNWESSLING at the other thing.

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@maybef4n Do it man

[The ARISTOCRATS! @AristocratsFilm]

Attention comedians and comedy aficionados!

Help out the living legacy of the late, great comedy groundbreaker #LennyBruce!

A perfect way to say thanks to Lenny, and to help a beautiful human being who has helped so many and now needs some help from us!

RT & spread the word!

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

My dear sister-friend @realKittyBruce, daughter of Lenny Bruce, is battling some challenging health issues. Our friends at @ComedyGivesBack have set up this page where you can make a tax deductible donation. Please give and share. 💜🙏🏻💜 https://t.co/CR6JIvkKiN

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First image released of suspect in White House cocaine case.

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@espn975 @johngranato

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@CraigHlavaty Same.

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@Brant_Croucher Hell no

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@JJWatt @SheaSerrano Nice try JJ, but there’s no way Shea ain’t gonna root for a team called THE SPURS. @SpursOfficial

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Boo. Twitter is lame. Sad.

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@maybef4n I’m a dem and I endorse this message

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Agree 100%! A perfect game happened, the ump blew the call. It’s an easy fix.

[will: Riley Greene Truther @wrhiv_72]

this is a reminder that there are 25 perfect games and not 24.

count Armando’s perfecto you cowards @MLB

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

The positive consequence of podcasts is it’s given a lot of comedians fan bases and careers.

The negative, it’s given a lot of comedians fan bases an careers.

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@CraigHlavaty Perseverance, my dude.

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

When you offer to pay and the bill arrives but you had no idea how much a sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two costs in the year of our lord 2023.

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For those watching the new Black Mirror episodes, why wasn’t it the other way around? Human on Earth and replica in space??

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@Lissielys It’s legal in Texas to have a capybara as a pet.

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@PeezyTX Your driver lol