John Frank

I'm a singer, not a fighter.

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Am I a band person for hoping certain people get faulty eclipse glasses? #solareclipse2017

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Jesus it would be easier to change my identity and flee the country than cancel my Direct TV account...

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Thanks man! RT @tedbogert: Favorite arrangement of this song performed beautifully by my friend, (cont) https://t.co/R4TCAHpY1D

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Check out my new You Tube video here: https://t.co/kV9jB2MnxD and please subscribe and share. Thanks!! #billyjoel #movinout #newmusic

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

So Walter Palmer claims that he didn't know Cecil was a protected animal. I think he's lion.. #cecilthelion #punny #punoftheday

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Check it. RT @WPRKLocalHeroes: Tune-in tomorrow at 5PM to @wprk915fm. @johnwfrank will be our (cont) http://t.co/P49f4wlHkW

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

American Pharaoh may have won the Triple Crown, but only Thorton Melon pulled off the Triple Lindy http://t.co/cPnGRGzCK4 #triplecrown

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Baha. RT @Sports_Father: I better get more love on Father's Day than son is giving to his Mom today or there will be wind sprints to pay!

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Why is it that I'm always behind the biggest idiot in line at Chipotle? #keepitmoving

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Anyone arrested for rioting/looting should be sent to Nepal to assist with the clean up effort #nepal#baltimore

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Technically speaking, does this make Bruce Jenner the first female athlete to be on a Wheaties box? #brucejenner #sorrymarylouretton

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Harrison Ford can pilot the Millennium Falcon but he crashes a small plane? I don't get it...#starwars

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Only females are allowed to snort when they laugh. #justsayin

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Regardless of its color, that ugly ass dress would look a lot better on my bedroom floor...#uglydress

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

I'm really pulling for Deliverence to win best romantic comedy #oscars2015 #oscars

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

@austinburns thank you, kind sir. Every once in a while I get it right...

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

I'm gonna get 50 shades of hammered tonight.. #valentinesday

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

If you wear camouflage for anything other than military or hunting purposes just stop. It looks ridiculous, and we can still see you...

[John Frank @johnwfrank]

Tom Brady is way too good looking to have deflated balls #deflategate