John Wing

Comedian-writer, The Bad Piano Player Podcast.

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

The Bad Piano Player drops episode 151 today! We deep-dive into the canon of composer Ray Henderson. He of Bye Bye, Blackbird, and many, many more. Tuning in to chase away those poll-closing blues. Be the music...
https://t.co/IMFZ1RgerL

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

They had 32 bomb threats in Fulton Co. alone.

From Trump's Russian friends.

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@Communist654321 @Tim_Nutt_Comic I just wish people were smarter. You don't know a fucking thing about what anyone wants but you.

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The kindest thing I could say about Joe Rogan is he’s an idiotic horse’s ass who believes, without a shred of evidence, that he’s one of the smartest people on earth.

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

Marner's 13th assist and 15th point sets up Reilly for the first goal and his 14th assist and 16th point sets up Nylander for the second.
#MarnerPointWatch
#GoLeafsGo

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@ClassicShowbiz “Is that your crash helmet?”
“Oh, I hope not.”

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@DennisPrager You are a fucking liar. And mister, that’s ALL you are. A fucking liar.

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Waiting for tonight's "I HAVE WAY MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU DO" Town Hall, starring Pete Buttigieg and a cast of low-info thousands.

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@louisbshalako Oh dear. I didn't even know she was dating a guy named Van.

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@DennisPrager said this morning that he found it stunning so many women were voting on a single issue - abortion. He never mentioned it when millions of Republicans were voting it as a single issue. Not odd, really, since Dennis is the most hypocritical person on planet earth.

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@Communist654321 @Tim_Nutt_Comic I'm trying to think of something to say that will make you repeat the words "indoctrinated Communist slave".
Ok how about this?
"Hello."

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@CSbycok He wouldn't invite me on his podcast, and I wouldn't care to be invited. I'm not pissed at him. I wish him all the best. He's done very well, for a guy who isn't really very smart but is utterly convinced he is.

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@Communist654321 I doubt that

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@ClassicShowbiz People forget and many never realized how sharp Buddy Hackett was.

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@GroseAndrew Okay. You’re my best friend

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@GroseAndrew As a friend

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@AOC @Halcyon270 I love you.💕

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | Trump said I was nasty and had blood coming out of me wherever. Here’s why I am shamelessly campaigning for him now.

by Megyn Kelly

[John Wing @JohnWing5]

@patriottakes Who cares?