Johnny

comedy writer, overthinker, terrible addition to your trivia team

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

It was 2004 and our sweaters were patterned with diamonds

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

Loving these #wordbyword sessions. So cool to hear folks like Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and Adele Lim talk shop. Each week just keeps getting better (yet each prior week was also just as good?). It's a paradox.

[Indie Short Fest @indieshortfest]

Huge congratulations to all award winners of June.
See you at Raleigh Studios Hollywood on July 1st.
#SupportIndieFilm
https://t.co/3tgaKbyGs6

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

We need to make sure our lawmakers #DontLookAway from our gun violence crisis.

Text BOLD to 64433 to call your U.S. senators and demand action on gun safety now.
​​https://t.co/KvetlDM5bj

[Everytown @Everytown]

Inaction on our nation’s gun violence crisis is unacceptable. We won’t back down on that.

Call your senators so they #DontLookAway from the over 110 people killed by guns and the 200 more wounded each day—text BOLD to 644-33.

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

I love hearing wind chimes, but I don’t want to be the one owning the wind chimes. It’s too much pressure. I lack the tenacity. Second a strong wind blows THE CHIMES ARE COMING DOWN!

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

@mrbobodenkirk Nobody told me there was a season 2!! And here I’ve been staring at walls and whatnot.

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

While I assure you I’m not a robot, I refuse to tell you which pictures are highway overpasses.

[Jonny Grant @wordswithjonny]

Screenwriting is just deleting words so a sentence can be on the previous page

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

It's spring, and I'm the first half of a Zyrtec ad.

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

@anthony_ombard Find yourself an angels wings

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

@Volcanoes_NPS @NatlParkService Any updates on your trigger-friendly park ranger?

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

@dan_malarkey @AppleSupport @Apple Been having this issue since I purchased -- also tried every fix recommended and nothing does the trick. updated to Big Sur, hoping that'd do it, but still having the issue!

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

My parents weren’t as afraid of Hereditary as I needed them to be.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all y'all who stood in voting lines for five damn hours. You are champions. They wanted you to give up, but you will be heard and whatnot, and so forth, etcetera and so on.

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

The Grind Ep. 8 https://t.co/RUpDd42m0w

Nowwww streeeaaaminggg

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

You can make any sentence creepier by adding "consenting" to it. "Just two consenting adults, riding a tandem kayak."

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

Thanks in advance for anyone who follows @wearesuperwords back. It’s my small but mighty agency and I’m working on upping my social media game — and there’s more to come soon!

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

@OKBJGM I knew there was a reason I popped onto Twitter today

[Johnny @johnwlombard]

So glad we (finally) started watching @searchpartymax. It's really everything I wanted.