John Wolfe

Hunkered down in Clinton, Iowa -- for the pandemic and for my sins. Pop academic psychology, juggler, guitar man, bon vivant, man about town, devil may care

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

There are about 44,000 traffic fatalities in the US every year. If there are 5 million accidents, that's not a 30% rate -- that's a 0.9% rate of fatalities per accident. Gotta love that open access scholarship ... https://t.co/akvUWgUZjT

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@eClinicalWorks Here's a video of the "Print My Health Record" function in the Healow App mislabeling the date information on my record. (It mislabels the record "modified on" date as "diagnosed on" date -- which is a very different piece of information. https://t.co/cfBgYBumvk

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

#ooma #claytablets All of my Ooma Office text messages were deleted overnight. I called the company about recovering them ... evidently 100% impossible. So in the era of cloud based computing, Ooma Office has planted their flag firmly in the wax tablet based tech ... strange.

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@rtehrani @CES We opted for Ooma because of the integrated text messaging features -- really helpful to keep in touch with clients in a small criminal defense law office -- but all my text messages disappeared overnight ... that's bad. Ooma Tech is BAFFLED...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@AA6E We opted for Ooma because of the integrated text messaging features -- really helpful to keep in touch with clients in a small criminal defense law office -- but all my text messages disappeared overnight ... that's bad. Ooma Tech is BAFFLED...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@Techthusiast @Ooma We choose #ooma because of the integrated text messaging, but overnight all over my text messages disappeared ... yipes. That's not good ...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

#ooma @ooma all of my text messages have disappeared from my ooma office account. Can Ooma help me with that. I don't want to use the telephone tech support b/c it's an awful nightmare experience ...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@mrskellylove 'cuz those kids like to sag when they maskin'

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@ThomasSowell The Church of Scientology's Credo of a True Group Member seems a tad restrictive: https://t.co/pseyhxoKN3

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@ThomasSowell What about Fight Club? Just check out the first AND the second rule of Fight Club ... https://t.co/Xmj192NabK

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@ThomasSowell Or, hey, you were in the fake Marines, weren't you, fake Thomas Sowell? Did the fake Marines in Fake Camp Pendelton have something similar to the Marine Administrative Rule #5 relating to permitted and prohibited political speech in the Marines? https://t.co/NIQ7QwQ5Ow

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@Larryferlazzo As long as you have the optional anti-mycobacterium plug-in installed on your antivirus software, you should be fine ...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@MJuliaBognar @propublica That's some heavy lifting for the K-12 civics curriculum. What part of the K-12 civics curriculum did Josh Hawley miss out on? And was that never addressed in the course of his Stanford undergrad degree? His Yale J.D.? His years teaching Constitutional Law?

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Not even the cumulative account? What about the sperm bank account?

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Well, Freud was probably wrong about that ... but it's a cool theory. It's got the type of "all-parts-snapping-into-place" elegance that should serve as an immediate danger sign. That moment of "omigod, this explains EVERYTHING!"

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad That was kind of Freud's theory of paraphilia, right? He thought that later in life, men would obsess on the last thing the child focused on before he caught site of the horrible wound to their mother's genitals. So a stocking ... or a breast .. or her hair ... or a boot ...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Him and Sigmund Freud...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Why are you lying on the Shroud of Turin?

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Locard's Principle of Relationships:
Every contact leaves a trace.

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad The ReNeJades ... which gives you the option to pick up a fouth guy whose name begins with "D" ... Ima recommend Dylan McDermott 'cuz he seems like a good guy and I'm thinking he has some free time these days ...

[John Wolfe @johnwolfe3rd]

@darkmistressmad Team Rajan, at your service. (I'm workshopping that...)
We are the JRNeymen...
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(The only acceptable response to this is:
"Your input would be welcome ... if you were 'J.'"
And my response would be:
"I don't care as long as I can use internal single quotation marks in text.")