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[John @johnwrightpdx]

@barstoolsports Johnny Phoenix will play next week.

[John @johnwrightpdx]

@TheRickWilson Nah, JD will wait a little over 2 years, so he can serve 10 years as president.

[John @johnwrightpdx]

@oti_cramo @MLS @TimbersFC If it doesn't happen, it's probably because we all chanted, "You're the shitty Pogba" when his brother Florentin came to town.

[John @johnwrightpdx]

@BradleyNWright A ColonlyFan (not plural, 'cause who are we fooling?).

[John @johnwrightpdx]

OK, time for Blue Falcon vs Gray Duck. #VPDebate2024

[John @johnwrightpdx]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/tvSGriMNir

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I #VoteEvander for @MLS Player of the Matchday!

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@BradleyNWright @realDonaldTrump The French call it, "L'esprit d'escalier".

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

[John @johnwrightpdx]

@LisaEirene At the beginning of the DNC roll call, Jason Rae called it a, "Ceremonial Roll Call." I'm not sure if it was intentional, but at the end he called it a, "Celebratory Roll Call." I couldn't agree more.

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@StumptownFooty

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If the announcer is going to put ethnic emphasis on every name, can I request Zac McGraw said with a Scottish brogue. #RCTID

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I would never get this shirt. I see "Bear" "Grills" and I'm not thirsty for anything yellow.

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@LisaEirene I came up with this helpful idea:

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@ItsMeStewy And they have a hockey hoodie (that people who enjoy hoodies might want to take a look at).

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Anyone else watching the Euros awards presentation just to see if the head of the Spanish Football Federation forcibly kisses any of the players on the lips? Supposedly it's perfectly normal.

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@ItsMeStewy @OficialEvander I noticed those during the first half. It's funny that with all the crazy colors available, black boots look so crisp.

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@TimbersFC @daironasprilla It might make more sense to do it in the 28th minute when the clock says 27.

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@shanegoespew @mandatoryfunday One day you're cool and the next day the Viva paper towels you just bought don't feel right, so you go on the website to complain and they send you coupons. And you use those coupons.

[John @johnwrightpdx]

I know that defensive formations and who we're playing against have a lot to do with how a goalie does, but if I were Goalie B I would be slightly concerned about my starting position. #RCTID