John Juma

Supply Chain Officer, educationist, and football analyst

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Yaani this is Baba Raila Amolo Odinga stadium? Bwana kwani what was Ouru doing with our money?

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@sholard_mancity Sad 😢

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@majestymasculin GOD DO IT FOR ME 🙏

[John Juma @johny_juma]

Wuon Akeyo

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Hapa nayo Mungu alitukosea.

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@Chebet_btke Hot pinkie...

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@ManUtd Jush no. 8

[Kenya Meteorological Service Authority @MeteoKenya]

🚨🌧️ HEAVY RAINFALL ADVISORY – No. 3 of 2026
UPDATE No. 1
Issued by the @MeteoKenya (KMD)

Heavy rainfall exceeding 20mm in 24 hours is expected from 19th to 24th March 2026 across several parts of the country.

🔺 Rainfall is likely to intensify and peak between 20th and 23rd March 2026
🔻 A decrease is expected from 24th March, though rainfall will continue in:
• Lake Victoria Basin
• Highlands West of the Rift Valley
• Rift Valley
• Highlands East of the Rift Valley (including Nairobi)

⚠️ Residents in affected counties are advised to remain alert for:
✔️ Flooding & flash floods
✔️ Poor visibility
✔️ Lightning strikes

❗ Avoid driving or walking through moving water
❗ Do not shelter under trees or near grilled windows
❗ Stay vigilant in landslide-prone areas

📄 See full advisory for detailed county coverage

👀 Stay informed through official KMD platforms:
🌐 https://t.co/UeChEeqyTg
📲 WhatsApp: https://t.co/hxKngV85ez
🐦 X: https://t.co/v7FFL9w6v2
📘 Facebook: https://t.co/aI1HFA1Yjg

#HeavyRainfallAdvisory #KenyaWeather #KMD #StayPrepared 🌧️🇰🇪

[Carol Radull @CarolRadull]

This is NOT funny NKT

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@KRACare @grok Fixing corruption at KRA is the hardest thing.

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@ESPNUK @WillisRaburu Underrated

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Since making his Manchester United debut in February 2020, Bruno Fernandes has created 562 chances 🤯

That’s 115 more than any other player across Europe’s top five leagues 💫

[Michael @commissionase]

Leave Manchester United out of title conversations.. We're not title contenders, at least not this season. We finished 15th last season with no European football and no league Cup.

We just want to focus on the next game. Leave us alone!

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@KBCChannel1 @scherargei we love you. Continue pushing for our grievances as interns. Imagine being paid that amount and this includes your rent, food, transport, clothes, and everything. We're really suffering. Also, we are asking you to push for PnP for us. Thanks super senator na ubarikiwe

[KBC Channel 1 News @KBCChannel1]

Senator Cherargei : How do you give an intern Kshs 15,000 as a stipend? That is why they are being misused. I propose we increase the amount from the current Kshs 15,000 to Kshs 30,000.

#KBCniYetu ^RW

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@SkySports @Fanalysisapp He clearly has a point. I love Bruno, it will hurt me but we ought to have gone for the 100mil and invest in that money in the squad.

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@princessmaiyo Good tirris. Good morning horny mate

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you have five minutes to spare, kindly find time and read this article inside the Sunday Nation. It will save your life.

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@citizentvkenya Nkt! Useless mpigs. Shame on them

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@LucyCyntLucy @PSCKenya Have you received a call?

[John Juma @johny_juma]

@Joshua30700 @PSCKenya What time were you to be interviewed?