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Jonathan “johny” Balls, M.D. Avid fly fisher. Basketball guy. Man of the people. Do no harm. Father of one.

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Snapchat in insta bio? Yes, please.

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Does anybody actually fuck with the McRib?

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@redrock_bball Thanks Josh.

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@mxgnumx Ok, thanks

[Reece @Reecebrah]

Uncircumcised mfs are the biggest copers in the world

“B-but it’s more sensitive and…”

Bro your sh*t looks like an anteater and it’s disgusting

Cope all you want but every girl is severely disappointed when you take your drawls off

Slice that sh*t off.

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@randomdude2745 I have a little cock ring that gives me a little pinch whenever scrolling exceeds 5 minutes

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Just let him walk

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@neveragainsteve @redrock_bball Rage bait @redrock_bball

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What’s the likelihood that whoever called in the bomb threat is a Kamala/Walz voter?

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We got a Wendy’s Krabby Patty meal before GTA 6

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Yeah what a solid opener for the pels, I’m sure no one got seriously injured (someone fucking shoot me)

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@randomdude2745 Fully agree. The Nova Knicks are bound to fail

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@BodiedByZion No he doesn’t

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“See what Mahomes did there? If you look closely, he dives at Rashee Rice’s knees here in order to sideline him so he can build rapport with some of his other, less experienced receivers. What a player this guy is”

- Tony Romo

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@TravLocks This has to be a joke bruh 🤣

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@RandolphJSardis @AtticusWoods22 A surprising lack of commitment

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Are the south rec toilets heated or is my shit just that steamy?

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@RandolphJSardis @olemissguy_ @NationMffl Zack Edey lol