Johny Ilsley

Enjoy it while you can.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

While your government take away the winter fuel allowance for pensioners who’ve spent their life paying into the system they also admit to paying 8 million pound A DAY to house illegal immigrants who have just arrived here! Someone make it make sense 🤷‍♂️

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hey @IKEAUK! Can you provide an update on the below? Need some flat pack stuff but don’t wanna drive to Milton Keynes!
https://t.co/e5tabkWg6a

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

What’s up! @GreggsOfficial! Wanna be a gent a put a store in Whittlesey! It would make my day!

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@sainsburys Marc! I can’t log in on the app! Help! This is the screenshot I have.

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@tom95green @AldiUK Your a star mate👍

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hey @AldiUK! Could you confirm when you store on Whittlesey road, Stanground will be back open? Ta

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hi @MartinSLewis With wholesale gas prices going up astronomically this year is it worth going standard variable or fixed cap for a year? Cheers

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hey @DVLAgovuk Is there any way of actually speaking to you? I’ve been waiting for my drivers license for over 10 weeks now! I can’t get hold of you by phone or email as you don’t seem to want to answer the phone or reply back. #shambles

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Shout out to @LDNLutonAirport for keeping passengers including babies and kids waiting a couple of hours just to go through passport control. You can stuff your holiday in future!

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hey @WeAreTotum My discount code for ASOS isn’t working! Could you have a look into it at all? Thanks!

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@snicktop Mate cost is fuck all per sheet, break as many as you want, go nuts!😂

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@snicktop That’s all I drink now!😂 All good thanks, Hope your keeping safe Mr Dickens👌

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

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[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

People have a right to protest peacefully & while observing social distancing but they have no right to attack the police. These demonstrations have been subverted by thuggery - and they are a betrayal of the cause they purport to serve. Those responsible will be held to account.

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@piersmorgan @GMB @BorisJohnson More like bullying than tough questions you melt!

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

@simonpegg @nickjfrost Hot Fuzz 2? Thought?

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

BREAKING: Health Secretary speaks to every morning media outlet apart from the fella who calls him a ‘coward’.
He’s on #BBCBreakfast at 730. See you in the morning 👋🏻

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Hey @Homebase_uk Could you let me know when I’m getting a delivery from yourselves? Waited about a month, thought it would be delivered no tbf... order number 4071545070 Ta

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

So my barber has now closed. The panic has really set in now😭

[Johny Ilsley @johnyilsley]

Holiday booked!😎☀️