Johny Presto R.

I mostly write and talk about music and some kind of nothingness.

[Abul Muzaffar @abulmuzaffar10]

Untuk bisa bikin menteri jadi 48, Presiden Jokowi dan DPR sampai harus revisi UU Kementerian Negara, loh.

Tahu ga. Aslinya, Kementerian negara itu MAKSIMAL 34.

Lalu pas September 2024, dengan secepat kilat, UU itu direvisi.

Jumlah kementerian skrang BEBAS, yang penting SESUAI KEBUTUHAN PRESIDEN..

Makanya pas Presiden dilantik Oktober 2024, jumlah kementerian langsung membludak jadi 48 buah.

Banyak kementerian dipecah, seperti Kemenkumham yang dipecah jadi tiga (Hukum, Imigrasi-Pemasyarakatan, HAM).

Udah itu, beberapa kementerian punya Wamen 1-3 orang. Jadilah jumlah wamen membludak.

Efek langsung dari sini apa?

Membludaknya biaya operasional pemerintah, khususnya terkair pejabat.

Dari gaji-tunjangan menteri dan wamen yang bertambah.

Belum lagi makin banyak dirjen-dirjen yang bertambah seiring dengan bertambahnya jumlah kementerian.

[txt keresahan WNI @KapudS640]

Pernah liat di thread. Berita internasional, kunjungan presiden RI yg maraton, multi negara.

Ada org luar komen dlm english. Intinya krg lbh dia blg:

"Percuma gencar promosiin investasi di negerimu. itu bos gojek yg konsepnya revolusioner, buka jutaan lap kerja, idenya ditiru bnyk negara, malah masuk pengadilan krn tuduhan berbau kriminalisasi,

pdhl dia asli bangsamu sndri.
Mana ada investor mau percaya naruh duit di negerimu dg kondisi hukum yg tdk pasti. Mending ke SG, MY, atau vietnam"

cc:alrogritm

[Dandhy Laksono @Dandhy_Laksono]

@kompascom Jurnalisme Kompas menulis "Motif Terungkap" seolah medianya sendiri yang mengungkap. Ternyata bacotan oditur.

Dan "dendam pribadi" disebut hasil pengungkapan. Padahal inilah justru yang harus diungkap dan diinvestigasi.

Narsum busuk, jurnalisme busuk.

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

oke

[NataliusPigai @NataliusPigai2]

Anak Saya Putri Papuana Melanesiani Pigai akhirnya sudah wisuda di Sekolah Kuliner Bergengsi Terbaik Nomor 1 Dunia Le Cordon Bleu di Eropa. Dulu dia sekolah di Amerika Serikat dan Sekarang di Eropa. Akhirnya lulus di Sekolah Top Dunia.

Anak Sy Putra salah satu generasi muda brilian, alumni Pangudi Luhur Jakarta sering juara dan siswa berprestasi dan saat ini kuliah S1 di salah satu sekolah terbaik dan tersulit dunia di Tokyo Jepang, yang suatu saat akan dilirik atau minimal Presiden Freeport atau Pimpin Smelter Freeport dimiliki Jepang di Gresik. Itu keinginan Saya sebagai orang tua but let’s see the subsequent😀

Mereka sekolah saatnya Ayahnya bekerja sebagai oposisi dan aktivis jalanan. Sekarang Saya tidak punya rumah dan tanah dan tercatat di LHKPN KPK sebagai Menteri Termiskin di Kabinet. Tetapi prestasi anak2 Saya bernilai tinggi. Saya tidak sombongkan diri Saya termasuk Menteri yg anak2nya masuk Sekolah2 Top Dunia.😀🙏

Mereka sekolah tanpa biaya Pemerintah, tanpa biaya LPDP seperti anak2 pejabat Indonesia pada umumnya dan juga anak Capres yang mantan Menteri dan Gubernur yang dapat biaya LPDP itu.

By the way “mereka dua tidak tahu kantor saya dan selalu naik taksi, Grab, bawa motor dan bahkan 1 pegawai Kementerian HAM pun tidak kenal. (Boleh tanya mulai dari Securiti, OB, sampai Dirjen/ Sekjen dan semua Pejabat).

Sampai di sini kita bisa renungkan kualitas dan integritas, karakter, kapasitas, moralitas orang tuanya karena “Buah Matoa tidak pernah jatuh jauh dari pohonnya”.

[JuveFC @juvefcdotcom]

🤍🖤

[JuventusFC @juventusfc]

Mario 🤍🖤

[Juventus News Live @juvenewslive]

Mario Mandzukic in the house

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Happy birthday to Gigi Buffon, who turns 48 today:

🏟️ 1151 Games
🇮🇹 176 Caps
🧤 501 Clean Sheets

🏆🇮🇹 Serie A: 10
🏆🇮🇹 Supercoppa: 7
🏆🇮🇹 Coppa Italia: 6
🏆🌍 World Cup: 1
🏆🇪🇺 UEFA Cup: 1
🏆🇫🇷 Ligue 1: 1
🏆🇫🇷 Super Cup: 1
🏆🇮🇹 Serie B: 1

🗣️ Zinedine Zidane: “For me, Buffon is the greatest goalkeeper of all time.”

🗣️ Iker Casillas: “Gigi was always the reference. When people spoke about goalkeepers, they spoke about Buffon.”

🗣️ Lionel Messi: “Buffon is a phenomenon. Playing against him was never easy.”

🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: “He made impossible saves look normal.”

If he isn't the greatest goalkeeper ever, then who is? 🤔

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

jam-jam gemes sendiri ngeliatin istri tidur

[Max Statman @emaxstatman]

Pjanić to Cristiano. 𝑀𝑎𝑥𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑚 𝐼𝑄 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ. 🧠

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

@FabrizioRomano new year, same United

[Juventus News Live @juvenewslive]

⚫️⚪️ Andrea Barzagli – "My career has only one title: JUVENTUS."

"I was fading. I no longer had that spark in my eyes or any reason to get out of bed in the morning. I felt distant from everything: from my city, from my own identity, even from myself.

In Palermo, I regained a bit of peace. Lippi even considered me as an alternative for the World Cup—an enormous honor. Then came Wolfsburg: a strong team, but an environment that burned me out from the inside.

I was 30 years old, and I felt like a football wreck: without enthusiasm, without motivation, without the strength to fight. I was a defender who couldn't even defend himself anymore.

It was 2011.

Dinner with friends. My phone vibrates, rings, won't let up. I ignore it. I thought it was someone from the club—and I didn't have the energy or the headspace to talk to anyone.

I get home around 10 p.m., check the missed calls… and suddenly my breath catches: DEL PIERO.

I call back, my hands shaking:

— "Alex, am I bothering you?"
— "Come on, Barza. I need to ask you something: how are you feeling physically?"

I was speechless. I mumble:

— "Physically? Not like back when we won the World Cup…"
He laughs. Then he pulls out the ace up his sleeve:

— "Juventus asked me to recommend a defender. I gave them your name. Get on a plane and come. We need someone to lead the defence. We need you."

I was dumbstruck.

As a kid, I'd watched Del Piero destroy opponents and light up stadiums—and now this icon was calling me to bring me back to life.

— "I can't do it, Alex. I think I'm done."

Silence. Then an explosion:

— "Done?! Are you crazy? You haven't even started showing what you've got inside you. Come to Turin. We need to be reborn. And you need to be reborn with us."

I try to protest:

— "I'm 30 years old, I don't have the hunger anymore."

— "30 years old? That's right in the middle of the road. You've got great seasons ahead of you. Especially at Juventus."

That conversation didn't just convince me.
It saved me.

Even with a thousand lives, I'd never be able to thank Del Piero enough.
At Juventus, I didn't just play—I found myself.

I lifted my head, I fought, I discovered the true essence of football.

Talk about Real Madrid, Barcelona… Juventus can't be compared to anyone.
It's a universe of its own.

One day, Fiorentina offered me a higher salary—400 thousand euros more. I turned it down—without even thinking for a minute—because this isn't about money.

My story, my soul, my name—they were already etched somewhere else.

My career has one title: JUVENTUS."

[via @piotr_1905 ]

[Susi Pudjiastuti @susipudjiastuti]

Legal and Ilegal logging both are destructive.
The Legal one even more destructive !!

[The Stone Roses @thestoneroses]

RIP our wonderful brother Mani. The greatest bass player and friend we could ever have wished for. X

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

@ForzaJuveEN maestro ndasmu

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

ALESSANDRO DEL PIERO: "After the match ended and we won the World Cup, I left my teammates to celebrate with the precious trophy and went to see my club friend, Trezeguet. There were signs of sadness on his face. I tried to remind him that he was the one who gave his country the European Cup in 2000, and that these things happen in football. I comforted him a little, and then I headed to the French team's locker room to find my old friend Zidane. We shared an indescribable friendship. I went to console him and wish him better luck, especially after his departure in that manner.

In the tunnel that leads to the French team's locker room, I found him alone, with the bitterness of defeat and the red card in his heart. He was surprised by my visit, and the first thing he said to me was: 'Wow, how did you leave all that noisy celebration and come here?'

I told him: 'Joy won't make me forget my friend, the one I played with He hugged me warmly, took off his shirt, and gave it to me with a personal autograph, while telling me in Italian: 'Thank you, my friend. I'm happy for you. You're the best l've ever played with, and you really deserve this World Cup championship.'"

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

masalahe aturanmu ki nggateli ndes asuuu blok goblooookkkk

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

@tempodotco sibangke ini dulu gimana bacotnya

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

@PSSI kali ini si penjudi jackpot gede

[Johny Presto R. @johnyprestor]

selalu heran sama orang yg manggil luhut pake opang opung. kontribusi dia di hidup kita apa emang?