John Fitzsimons

New York born, now living in Vacationland. Known for terrible story telling. Enjoy surfing, running, music, social media, real estate, cookies w/ frosting.

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Here we go

#DesignASprite

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@Brennanator @john_cogs

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Hands the GOAT. We order it by the case. You have to try it.

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Bookies offers yuuuge odds on @realDonaldTrump's impeachment within 6 months https://t.co/e80LZtRndd

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Email from dad: I am going to take your cousin Paul for a ride this afternoon to the beach, get a hot dog and break his chops. @kevking21

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@john_cogs @CiaFunk007 @MCFranchise

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Have you heard ‘Smoke And Retribution feat. Vince Staples & Kučka’ by Flume on #SoundCloud? #np https://t.co/6WS1dFFj0U

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Listen to Marcus Marr & Chet Faker - Birthday Card on @hypem https://t.co/5u42nrxok5

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Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled. #bladesofglory

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Maxim Magazine, last issue: "Chazz Michael Michaels IS figure skating!" BOOM! #bladesofglory

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Flume & Chet Faker - Drop the Game [Official Music Video] https://t.co/LSAVtfMT5O via @YouTube

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Chet Faker - No Diggity (Live Sessions) https://t.co/7VrpjAmtbM via @YouTube

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Chet Faker - 1998 https://t.co/PLD5k2jHDq via @YouTube

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@TWC_Help I have upgraded anytime it was recommended, now have extreme Internet and it is still completely garbage service

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@TWC_Help honestly provide the service I am paying for. To pay for extreme Internet and not be able to stream off a Chromecast??

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@TWC @timewarnertv https://t.co/i19acjZaAU #theworst #timewarner

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@TWC @timewarnertv your are unquestionably the worst service provider I have ever experienced in my life #awfulservice #twc #sucks

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@Christophechoo @JRF_Portside I watched the interview with Bill Pipes where you discuss your social media strategy and much more. #thanks

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@john_cogs @CiaFunk007 @MCFranchise @hypem remixed by a #Francis

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@john_cogs @CiaFunk007 @MCFranchise here is that weekend sound Disclosure - Omen (Dillon Francis Remix) on @hypem https://t.co/9SmqL2pjy8