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[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

when abbott elementary ends and hulu autoplays that one dumb ass show i instantly turn it off

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Someone asked the Arizona Iced Tea CEO why they haven’t raised prices and he said because they are debt free and make enough money. Inflation is corporate greed.

[𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖞 𝖎𝖘 𝕻𝖆𝖎𝖓 🥀 @beautyispain88]

I live for those little synchronicities that feel like the universe is winking at you.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Corporate greed is Chipotle nearly doubling the price of a Burrito to $12.30 & quadrupling profits to $1.23 billion in the past decade while giving its CEO $22.5 million last year & setting aside $2 billion for stock buybacks this year. Don’t cite inflation. Cite the damn greed.

[Loky @lokymann]

You cannot be a mean person. Not to me, not to ya mama, not to the dog, not the waitress.

[alex ☆ @okagalex]

i hate to agree with the old heads but it really is the phones like 😭 no one is well

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

Love his old music, hate his new music, hate who he seems to be as a person. Hope this clears this up for you

[NyB🩷 @nybreezyyy_]

I went through character development every month this year

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

They’re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHC’s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

I dont understand why ceos shouldnt be afraid of being shot…. You know like children at schools. Like retail workers at work. Like anyone out in a large group setting. Like. This is america ?? Thats how it is.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Can someone explain to me why Trump wants to end Obamacare so bad?? Everybody needs healthcare. Sick people and children need healthcare. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

THINGS I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN:

• Driving at night

• Leaving my house at night

• Driving in the winter

• Leaving the house in winter

• Driving

• Leaving the house

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

'Every boy should learn not to be an abusive incel at school'

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[amirtha @ewyuckugh]

stumbled into one of Vincent van gogh’s letters to his brother and in it he says ‘If I’m worth something later, I’m worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning.’

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

I want y’all to understand that things not working out is a blessing too.

[spencer 🦈 @Unpop_Science]

Newsrooms aren’t covering it, but you should know that an Australian direct action campaign is currently sustaining a blockade of the world’s biggest coal port.

3 days
170 arrests
hundreds of kayaks
thousands of protesters

the biggest environmental protest in Australian history

[10 Foil @JenD1974]

I wanted my predatory student loan fixed and all I got was WW3