iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR.

hosting the world cup. never won one. still call it soccer.
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$SOCCER

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

dA sOcCeR gAmE iS StArTiNg!

dA BalL is rOunD!

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[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

It’s CaLlEd sOcCeR is loading up on @voteCharming ����🇸👑

If the world wants to argue football vs soccer, fine.

We’ll settle it the only way that matters:

Fan votes.
Country pride.
Leaderboard pressure.
Vote your side. Bring the group chat.

$CHARMING

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

Just voted on @voteCharming 👑

This is actually a clean idea.

Every country thinks their fans are the best, now there’s finally a leaderboard for it.

Vote for your favourite chic, share it with your friends, and help your country own the stands.

https://t.co/E7MHIx1470

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

the referee is not incompetent.
he is compromised.

there is a difference.

the conspiracy fan knows the difference.
he has a wall that explains everything.

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

0 world cups.
1 global argument.
infinite meme potential.

iT’s CaLlEd sOcCeR.

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

supported 6 different clubs in the last 10 years.

they all won something while he was a fan.

coincidence or bandwagon?

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

England invented it.
Brazil perfected it.
America monetized the argument.

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

been coming since 1987.
has a scarf for every season.
keeps every ticket stub.
watched the game before VAR.
watched the game before money.

still here.
will always be here.
the purist.

futbol fan.

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

shows up every 4 years.
full kit.
face paint.
enormous flag.
absolute conviction.

"do you watch club football?"

"...what's club football?"

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

beautiful goal.
stadium erupting.

stats guy: "his xG was 0.03
on that shot statistically
he should not have scored that"

everyone else:
*crying with joy*

r u this guy?

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

bought the jersey yesterday.
tags still on.
on his phone during the crucial moment.
will ask what happened.

the casual fan.

the sport tolerates him.

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

futbol.
not SoCcer.

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

american: "where's his entrance music"

european: "the stadium IS
his entrance music"

*70,000 people singing his name*

american: "..."

"okay that's better"

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

wUt iS dIs NeUtRaL SoCcEr TeRm?

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

american coach calling a timeout in the 89th minute:

*makes T sign with hands*

referee: "..."

"there are no timeouts"

"not even a TV timeout?"

"there is no television timeout"

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

american trying to start the wave at a soccer match:

*wave reaches the ultras*

*ultras are mid choreographed
10,000 person synchronized chant*

*wave dies*

*ultra glances over*

*returns to the chant*

some cultures cannot be waved at.

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

american discovering relegation:

"wait the worst teams just get DEMOTED??"

"yes"

"and lose millions in revenue??"

"yes"

"and their fans still follow them??"

"especially then"

"this is the worst sport I've ever heard of"

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

90 minutes of watching
people deliberately not use their hands

american: *getting increasingly frustrated*

goalkeeper touches ball with hands:

american: "FINALLY SOMEONE IS PLAYING PROPERLY"

$SOCCER ⚽

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

where can we park at the soocer game?

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

can't seem to find yardline on this futbol field...

asking for a friend... help.

[iT's CaLlEd sOcCeR. @joinsoccersol]

where iz hot dog...

soccer is beautiful.