you need to be keymaxxing. you need to be accumulating keys. your belt needs to be jingling whenever you walk into a room. having many keys shows you have exclusive access to many places. the sound of keys jangling is attractive to the opposite sex. your keyring needs to be huge.
Iโm only mad about the Blink 182 thing because I legit have a house thatโs falling down around me that I canโt afford to fix and they are millionaires who donโt even acknowledge the people theyโre ripping off.