Joi Meets World

To improve is to change; to perfect is to change often

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Not enough blonde women talk about the horror of getting foundation in your hair line #IYKYK

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I’m on a kick recently where in response to a compliment I say “ya know just setting the bar high” lol am I consuming too much @itsmetinx content?

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WHY ARE THE HEART EMOJIS SO FAR BACK ON THE APPLE KEY BOARD!?

*mic drop*

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Has anyone checked on Megan Fox? Is she ok?!

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I love how we have rebranded “staring at people” (which my mom would kill me over) to “people watching” (which is totally acceptable)

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Getting older is realizing anything that came out of my mouth 10 years ago prob sounded sooooooo dumb

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I would throw myself in front of a bus for Jovi’s mom from #90DayFiance

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Finding a good or mediocre reason to celebrate is my personality trait #knowyourtruth

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Saw girls making tik toks over and over again in front of Trader Joe’s and did not take a video of the embarrassment ... WATCH OUT I AM GROWN

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Alright guys ...nearly a year has passed and the results are in.. still think the covid puppy was the best decision ever

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Today I walked to my kitchen and had leftover pizza for breakfast. Follow me for more health tips!

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I have never truly understood addiction until I got a golden ... I need 5 more

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Unpopular opinion: not every baby is cute ... indeed few babies are cute

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Worst part of working from home is when I impulsively burst into song Brett always has to join and make it a duet ... sometimes it’s a SOLO ok Brett !!!?? God I miss my office

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Number 1 reason I can’t be productive at home is bc my dog takes a nap *minding her own business and quiet as a lamb* and I feel that I need to walk over to her every 5 min and give her a kiss on the head 🤍

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Big PSA: I’m an immigration attorney ... so unless you’re getting deported idk the answer to your legal question LOL

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Anyone else feel targeted when someone clears their throat ?!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

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My fav is when Brett is watching sports and name drops players then I just shout “Amelia Meonet Thermopolis Renaldi- Princess of Ginovia”

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@lazo__ MISS YOU MORE

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I spend 90% of my mani pedi questioning if chose the right color and the other 10% trying not to make eye contact while they massage my feet #fact