Jo Howell

I'm a Bitch. I'm a Lover. I'm a child and a Mother. I'm a Sinner and a Saint.

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

@DishinDays @mlmattes @DaysPeacock @TamaraBraun @BrandonBarash I am going to slap that stupid moustache off your face!

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

@DishinDays @mlmattes @DaysPeacock @MrRobertScott @emilyXObrien And I didn’t even have a necktie to fight back

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Are they ever gonna tell us how to get to Sesame Street?
#StonerThoughts

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

@DishinDays @mlmattes @DaysPeacock @peterreckell @marybeth_evans1 Megan had a four for one cryogenic coupon you see…

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

@jimmyfallon My brother thought the words of the song Karma Chameleon were “Every day I read the bible” instead of “Every day is like survival” #MisheardLyrics

[Rick Mercer @rickmercer]

Congratulations to Buddy Wassisname and the Other Fellers (Kevin Blackmore, Wayne Chaulk and Ray Johnson) on their well-deserved appointments to the #OrderofCanada!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

HYPNIC JERK - the sensation that jolts you awake as you’re about to nod off.

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

@DishinDays Well, my 74 year old Mom said she didn’t need to see that….but so glad she did

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Traffic slow at Meyers/24

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Today at 5:00
Meyers/24 Cambridge #trafficjam

[Kristian Alfonso @kristianalfonso]

Congratulations Tony 🥳😉

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Everything's bigger in Texas. Especially the fear of the 21st century.

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

What if anything…..What if anything.
Oh #LegalBtyes….. I should have never played that drinking game. 🍷🧁

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Your timing made me giggle @1075daverocks. You played The Wall as I drove into the parking lot at school pick up.

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Feeling free to talk without judgement was my saviour #BellLetsTalk

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Looking forward to tomorrow

Noah has only gone and brought 2 Turkeys, LOL what’s he like

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Can’t be too careful #ChristmasEve #kidink

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Okay hubby. Buy us tickets to @rickygervais on December 17th, you will get an “What Ever You Want” coupon…redeemable any time, any where.

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

Had to work tonight an missed @_DishinDays live. Watching now. It’s so odd not being able to comment in real time. Find myself talking to the screen 🥴

[Jo Howell @joisabookworm]

I had the most amazing dream tonight. @stephenfry was sitting beside @allandavis27 for a show of series Z @qikipedia Stephen handed Allan a blue whale toy as @sanditoksvig asked a question about zinc #qidreams #dreamscancometrue #allanandthebluewhale