Jordana ⚓

I'm just a girl obsessed with music. 🇵🇷

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@maydayparade
Only the most perfect title for my perfect cap. 📞📞
Took five years but I did it !!🎉👩🏽‍🎓
I’m so in love with the way this came out.
#maydayparade #mayday #threecheersforfiveyears #talestoldbydeadfriends #graduationcap #graduation

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@MTA the M7 and M55 have to be the worst bus lines when it comes to time management. Every 7 mins? More like 15. Every 20? Definitely 45mins. But in the random times they’re early you’re left waiting you knows how long till the next one

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

The fact that their only response is to reset and throw it out is ridiculous not even a partial refund?? Really?

[corndog nipple ring @mypussyfarts]

what the fuck do you mean stop operating some people actually use the car thing DAILY @Spotify

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@netflix that’s my email. The money for Netflix is coming out of my account. No I do not want to watch temporarily. I want to watch from my phone on my account!

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@cerave how do I get get michael cera lotion….i just want lotion with his face on it. Idk how to express how much i love Michael cera and i use cerave daily ! #cerave

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

We’ve reached the chapter in therapy that will ultimately wreck me……my mother

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

Anytime I wear @realfriendsband merch someone asks me where it’s from. And then I have to explain that real friends is a Midwest emo band with great merch designs. It usually becomes awkward 😬👌🏽👍🏽

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@axs ma’am I’m just trying to buy @maydayparade tickets.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@FedExHelp is there any way to get a direct line to a customer service representative? I tried calling and the automated system is not understanding what I’m saying

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@MTA why are we pretending the M running every 15-20 during the week days is normal? Why is the next train not coming for another 11 mins and the one after than 25 ????

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

I have to fight the urge to send my therapist multiple TikTok’s a day.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@JennLovesM5 Just saw this ! Thank you I’ll look into them !!

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

Why is our mental health system so shitty. I’ve called about 20 different places looking for a psychiatrist and getting no after no. I just want to get off this medication safely and onto something that won’t make me a zombie.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

When you realize you’re not actually motivated at night you’re just lead by guilt because you didn’t get anything done during the day.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@BoxedWholesale hey I placed my order on march 28th and haven’t heard anything back yet and I filled a contact us form and still nothing. I just want to know if it’s going to be shipped or if I can get a refund

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@dunkindonuts heyyy Dunkin friend. Can you please bring back those pancake minis. They were delicious 😋 I miss them.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

Things I find cleaning my room @britneyspears ❤️❤️

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

I’ve really started a saved folder for reels/ TikToks to talk to my therapist about later.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@ChipotleTweets i swear everytime I order through the app my meal is never prepared but the pick up time. I have to wait over 10mins from my pickup time to actually get my food and when I’m on a timed lunch it really defeats the purpose of using the app.

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

@DisneyPlus ummm why can’t I find #lizziemcguire on here anymore ? Please tell me you didn’t remove it. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Jordana ⚓ @jojo1195]

One thing I always wonder when I get on a train @MTA where the ac ?? Why is it hot in here ?