☆Jen☆

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[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

my son is a pooping machine

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

his breath smells like yogurt

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

"is he hungry??"

no i'm just making a bottle for no reason. he's just crying for fun

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

husband is saying the stupidest things on discord rn how can i put him down

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

brown babies are cuter than white babies

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

Having to download an app with Trumps name is ridiculous but I'll be damned if I don't take advantage of the free 1k from the government for my kid

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

oh i gave birth btw

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

im so excited to be able to lay on my stomach again you have nooooooo idea

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

yes 100% also just sitting in silence in the lunchroom is awkward

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you sit in your car at lunch breaks to get away from your co-workers?

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

clocking back in from lunch just to spend an extra 30 minutes on my phone at my desk before actually getting back to work

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

fuck ass one ui 8.5 update just nuked my fucking phone layout aaahhhh

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

do i? actually feel valued?? at my job??? like they're so vocal about how much they appreciate me idk how to feel

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

i keep digging around in this sonic bag like i'll somehow find the second corndog they forgot to give me that i PAID FORR

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

how do i tell my boss the reason i'm such a good worker is just that i'm mexican

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

"idk lets ask chat 🤪" OR YOU CAN JUST GOOGLE IT OOOOH MY GOOODDDD

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

am i smarter than the average person or are the people i work with just dumb and lack common sense

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

half emo half Mexican

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my body isn’t a temple, it’s a skyscraper and everyday is 9/11

[☆Jen☆ @jojo_762]

"oh are you supposed to be drinking caffeine? Did you talk to your doctor?"
kill yourself. with a gun. right now.

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.