Jojo Chinaski

Comedian Manchester UK

[Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski]

I'm ANGRY
it is NOBODYS FAULT
please let me know who I can be mean to who deserves it

[Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski]

Typical. First I quit smoking, then apparently they discontinued my toothpaste that goes pink when I spit it out

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When men say "take your hand off it" during a bj, like no, I am not giving you head with the safety off

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I should call her*
*the department of work and pensions

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Ah yes, the three genders:
Boys
Girls
Supersonic DJs

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What's JK Rowling's favourite Limp Bizkit track?

Keep Rowling Rowling Rowling Rowling

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Mailchimp: you are using the free version of our email builder, you must include our logo at the bottom of your emails!

Me: *opens email in browser* *copy pastes into gmail* *removes logo*

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Make songs more silly goose by replacing the word "heart" with "honk"

My honk will go on
Groove is in the honk
Honk shaped box
Young honks run free

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Gender is performative *jazz hands*

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I don’t post about international politics because I know fuckall about it and i dont want to. If i tried, my posts would probably be something like "genocide bad, peace good"

[Jojo Chinaski @jojochinaski]

Ethnic cleanse, ethnic tone, ethnic moisturise

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The problem with socializing in your thirties is that you DO have friends, but there's a 1-2 week lead time on meeting them so you gotta organize it like you're buying clothes from China

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"Guys like a girl with a bit of meat on her" I say to myself, putting on my bacon hat

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Social media be like
Selfie
Selfie
Art
Most horrific account of abuse you've ever heard
Dog video

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Someone insulted my meat suit I must leave the internet forever

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Half an ounce of strawberry kush and half an ounce of diesel, that's the way the money goes, pop goes the weasel

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Every time I think "that joke everyone is offended by isn't that bad" I have to remember I am completely desensitized by Australian open mic comedy

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They upped my meds. Hey siri, play "zombie nation"

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Sorry for being less funny than usual, I have a boyfriend now

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This is why we don't invent new sexualities every 5 minutes

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Have been on Feeld with my partner. He's been getting likes from a lot of men and wasn't sure why (he's straight). Turns out he had his profile set to Heteroflexible. He said he thought it meant having sex in the same room as a man. NO BABY THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANS