Joe Iverson

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

We wuz hot dogs

[Taylor Vippolis @tvippolis]

If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.

[Horny Posts for Male Yearners @greaserburger]

Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days

[Jakey @SolJakey]

Retardmaxxing will change your life

The art of not thinking, just doing.

Anxiety doesn’t exist because your learning from experience

Overthinking doesn’t exist because you are not thinking, just doing

Confidence is pulsing because you dont give a fuck

Be retarded.

[Jakey @SolJakey]

Retardmaxxing fixes everything.

Overthinking solved - You are retarded, you don't think

Anxiety solved - You are retarded, you are just doing shit

Confidence - You are retarded, you have no care for what people think

Be retarded.

[marina @bloodmajicks]

you stop lifting for a week and then youre stupid and fat and and worthless and lost 5lbs of muscle AND gay

[♃bou ♄ijāl 🔻 @abou_rijal]

If you kill a pedophile they just respawn in Tel Aviv

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

I dont care if Iran has nukes because they will 100% use them on israel first and that is a risk I am willing to take

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Mission accomplished

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

You’re going to Tel Aviv.

[Pride Month Connor @ConnorNotConnor]

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Ozempic? Try Marlboro.

Prozac? Try Miller Lite.

Adderall? Try White Monster.

There is always a natural alternative to everything.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

I feel like no one ever gets slizzard or fly like a G-6 anymore

[Mimzy @Mimzy9090]

Throwing spaghetti at speeding cars 😂