me: damn i need to book someone to do this halloween look on me
*looks at the inspo photo once more*
also me: maaaaaaaan that shit easy, i could do that shit myself
๐ pls someone tell me no
this is the one!!!!! people love hitting me with the โWtf, you called me thoโ โฆ um ok ? & the feeling of speaking to you has been fulfilled, bye ๐
I got a friend who always ask why when I tell her Iโm hanging up on her/ending the phone conversation
Cuz i donโt wanna talk to you no more. Why else
i was downtown once going into a pizza shop, asked the homeless man if he wanted a slice or something to drink he gonna tell me โna get me mac and cheese from chick fil aโ CHICK FIL A ???? SIRRRRR โฆ..
This homeless man just touched my leg ya I wanna fight ๐ค๐ค๐ค & then HES begging us for a $10 or $20 & saying are yโall this dumb ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ GMOH BRO