Jojo Tiller

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Has Eberflus been fired yet?

[name cannot be blank @microwaveddecaf]

i love art

[brent @murrman5]

murderer looking for us: avril lavinge isnt a good guitar player
my friend justin whispering: dont
me slowly standing: no, fuck this guy justin

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: did you steal my thesaurus

horse: nope

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Lionel “Catfish” Stephenson, a crowd favorite who played DB for the Bears from 1981-1987, was inducted into their Ring of Honor today (Associated Press)

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Ja Morant unreal buzzer beater (4K).

[New Orleans Breakers @UFLBreakers]

⚠️WARNING: Best roster in the draft #GeauxBlueWave

[ΜΛΛL @Osito1034]

“Like what?”