Sarcatic Me

If you were a doctor I'd show you something that would astonish you.

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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't give a shit.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Are you taken?

Yes taken for granted!

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you... it kills them.

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I swear some people just tweet to annoy me...

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Sometimes the only person you can trust is yourself...

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Are you taken?

Yes taken for granted!

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RT IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE ???

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If my best friend hates you... I hate you too

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Can it be the weekend already?

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...
https://t.co/ivZirQVkQN

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When you're happy and you know it...
https://t.co/2V6DaRZu8i

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Is this chair free? https://t.co/EmH3Y3vyvq

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Don’t worry password, I'm insecure too...

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Are you barium silicon carbon bismuth technetium and hydrogen?

Because you're a Ba Si C Bi Tc H

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Nothing ruins my Friday like realising it's only Tuesday...

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Perks of dating me: You will be the hot one...

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I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry...

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Just another day of not being rich and famous.

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Let's play "How rude can I be until you realize I don't like you"