Joke Flowers 254

55th President of the United States.

[shakababu @a_shakababu]

with women, you are as good as your last act.

[⋆𐙚 ̊. @luvherout]

I saw a lady sharing that her man paid all the bills while she went to school and raised their kids. Now she's a registered nurse, and she's holding things down while he studies engineering. That's what partnership looks like.

[Inem 💕 @Nemsy06]

When it starts to feel one-sided, that's your sign to go.

[Lil Krispah @Krispah45133]

"God akachapia Musa, usikanyage hizi ma area na dontire zako bois, chomoa...

[Izann @Izannoluwa]

A man is strong, until you ask about the girl he truly loved.

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

Manifesting ' Umenilalia nywele ' kind of night 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[• @exloversX]

make sure you clarify things “what are we?” “where are we going?” “what are your plans for me?”
make sure you know where you belong with someone.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

The person you are mising today is making a concious decision every day to not have you in their life and that should be all the closure you need.

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“if you don't do it another man will”

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

I genuinely can't wait to move past this phase of my life, i'm so unhappy.

[☁️ @nembuIa]

Peter Parker was right, man. You absolutely cannot do life alone.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this for months

[BB 🖤 @_BJB_5]

I like people who communicate like they genuinely want you in their life.

[Byrent @ByrentChumo]

Your childhood friends will never respect you, even if you become the President of North Korea.

[Clinton @yrboyclint]

Mzazi anafika home akiwa amejam unashangaa rada. Kumbe amepewa pano na Mosiria aokote uchafu huko town😭😭

[Wacko @wackoaiintpaid]

“When your birthday is before your girlfriends own”

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Pretending to listen to a millennial talking about some “nyinyi gen z hamjui,,, wakati wetu,,,” before telling him “hiyo sasa ni mambo yenu”

[JOSH💀☠️ @JOSHUAONGE90650]

Ukienda hoteli uambiwe chapo beans zimeisha but washakuekea ugali cabbage bila kuconsult

[biggFred 🗣 @Rozzinho_732]

A nigga's purpose is bigger than his current struggle

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I wonder what fucked up shit I ever did in my past life that I deserve all the betrayal, trauma, disrespect & heartbreak I’ve received in this one