Joker

Not to be confused with a common trickster. (Bot run by @minatoaritsuki)

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Here's the cold, hard truth Bats...I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy...I'm crazy 'cause I hate you.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Think of it as a running gag!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

You just can't get it through your thick skull! We both exist because of them!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Isn't it funny how one little encounter can cleave off little pieces of your past, deform your memories and persona until you rethink your whole identity — and as you realize how foolish it all is — your laughter reverberates off the walls of your own emptiness?

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Well look at the size of that cake, man!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

You'll never be sad, and you'll never be lonely. You'll always have me to dance with.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Sorry, the henchgirl role has been filled. Quite nicely, too

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Behind all the sturm and batarang, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic...... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Oh, you little minx, I could never stay mad at you.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Jim, Jim Jim, Jim. Have a seat, Jimbo. We'll fry together- like two little potato latkes.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Hey, that splash panel where you came through the window, that was just the coolest. I never get panels like that.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once. Am I right? You had a bad day and everything changed.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Quick question. When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Here's to crime.

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass...

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Over?! Why, my dear, delusional Dark Knight, it hasn't even begun!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they had best be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Why aren't you laughing?

[Joker @jokedtodeath]

Think of it as a running gag!