Eli Trichon

Stand Up Comedian based in NYC.

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

@elonmusk Who cares? Some laws are meant to be broken. Talk to Rosa Parks.

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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨

@sanford33 joins @50ErinHenderson @VikingsBrawl AGAIN

-Kendall Hinton & Brad Childress discussion (it gets heated)
-Vikings found a weird way to win on Sunday
-Erin and Jamarca talk about their new podcast "Asked and Answered"

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The launch week continues of @that1guyerin & @sanford33 new podcast "Asked and Answered" for @ThePlayersBrawl @NetworkBrawl

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[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

A new @realDonaldTrump ad warns that some @JoeBiden supporters want to abolish the police. But some of Trump’s supporters are part of the Klu Klux Klan. I wouldn’t bring up fringe voters Donny! (Also arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers) #maga #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Election2020

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

I love Japan! Amazing country! All countries matter! Arrest the murderers of Breonna Taylor. #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJuly2020 #ProudToBeAnAmerican

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

The nfl will play the black national anthem, then the star spangled banner before the games. So I’ll have to stand, kneel, and then sit down. It’ll be like church! #nfl #nationalanthem #NFLNews #Kaepernick #jokes #ESPN #SportsNews

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

Everyone buys stuff from either Walmart or Amazon. Which I think explains why the people in the rural parts of the country are so angry. Because Walmart is way shittier than Amazon.

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

Corona sucks! N95? I need an N64! #boredom #jokes #coronavirus #coronajokes

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

I’ve learned so much from Covid. Like how every virus has an inoculum- the amount of virus it takes to cause an actual infection. So don’t worry baby, it’s just a touch of HPV.

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

Despite moving sales online, Girl Scouts are not selling their baked goods. It’s not about cookies it’s about eye candy.

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

I text old friends to set up a phone catch up talk and they’re like “sure when’s good for you?” And I’m like anytime between now and April!

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

I like the medical masks. It makes it easy to imagine everyone’s hot. #jokes #covid #covidjokes

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

It can go back to normal. Every time we go outside we just have to wear scuba gear. The new “unprotected sex” will be doing it without wearing the helmets. #coronavirus #Covid_19 #moderndating #jokes #coronajokes

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

My grandma Is 96, and said the one thing she wanted but won’t get in life is great grandchildren. She can’t hear but I rubbed her back gently and said, “I’ll knock somebody up for you grandma” #Thanksgiving #Grandma

[Eli Trichon @jokeofeli]

Is it too early to start planning for Halloween? Because I want to be Jessica Jones #JessicaJones