Joke Of The Day

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What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!

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You're probably dyslexic.

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When life gives you melons...

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because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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why did the boy eat his homework?

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purrrrrple

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What's a happy cat's favorite color?

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the bleach boys

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what '60s music group can kill germs?

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It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia

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I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep.

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NA.

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Know any jokes about sodium?

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they think pi are squared

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Why are mathematicians bad at baking?

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Well, except for the NSA

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The government has never listened to the general public.

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So I made Alf a bet.

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An alien didn't believe me when I told him our whole language was 26 symbols.

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People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow!