Joker

The show's over.

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big chungus

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sojiro said it's my turn to use the brain cell

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me: wow i really couldn't get any gayer
narrator: he will get much gayer

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you can't legally stop me

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*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*

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why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn't study for

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how can the earth be flat if my life is continually going downhill

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Horny People Go To Jail

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dark sun but every time we touch, i get this feeling, and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly

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honey i'm home

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*seductively whispers into your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

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imagine this a fidget spinner but it's got knifes taped to it

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sweatpants that say 'fool' on the ass

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Calm down.

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self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with god

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rat time

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god released me into the wild and now he's hunting me for sport

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its like i always say: fuck

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i'm 50% caffeine, 50% charisma and 100% gay

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat