MumJokesDoHappen

If random, eclectic tweets about my repeated attempts to come to grips with the world is your bag then you might quite like me.

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I'm on this fb group for migraine sufferers - another member posted this up about wet yoga. I couldn't help myself and now it looks like I have to do a doctorate in the methods of folding genitalia. #thesis #doctorate #whatsyouralternativethesis

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@Jchawes @grantswilson @stevegonsalves1 my sincere condolences for the loss of your good friend Meatloaf. I loved his appearances on Ghost Hunters 😟😟😦

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@BlaBlaCar thanks - [email protected] and 0032 479 40 91 38

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@BlaBlaCar please help me resolve the booking issue you created after modifying my booking the other day - I can not be on a bus from Paris to Bxls at the same time as being on a bus from Saintes to Paris...that just doesn't work! So far no response to email, fb or twitter msg

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Honestly, I'm in shock. Wtaf?!

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I just finished watching S3 of @GlowNetflix knowing S4 was already cancelled. I got more and more confused and irate about that decision as I watched - it was just really beginning to get going...gutted. So gutted.

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@Jchawes Yessss. Can not wait until they are shown in Belgium...

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Adult life is just a constant succession of bin bag days and bottle bank trips. #adulting #RandomThoughts

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@stevegonsalves1 I would love to go to - but live in Belgium - I'm guessing you won't be in Europe any time soon, or like, ever - unless you take a boat?! :D

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Wanting/needing a space to vent, commiserate, find or give support after exiting a narcissistic relationship? There's a new fb page for that... https://t.co/0iQ0lzszIQ #narcissisticabuse #PTSD #Gaslighting

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@IanDunt Cunted - I'm not sure I appreciate the female genitals being used as a term for cocking up something ;)

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@CathyHayward7 It's heartbreaking isn't it - because underneath that answer is a whole heap about all the dangers of what might happen if you don't ignore them. Neither response feels satisfactory.

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@Kathbum @KerryAGodliman @Dawn_French what would your alternative thesis be?

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I'm on this fb group for migraine sufferers - another member posted this up about wet yoga. I couldn't help myself and now it looks like I have to do a doctorate in the methods of folding genitalia. #thesis #doctorate #whatsyouralternativethesis

[MumJokesDoHappen @jokes_do]

I'm on this fb group for migraine sufferers - another member posted this up about wet yoga. I couldn't help myself and now it looks like I have to do a doctorate in the methods of folding genitalia. #thesis #doctorate #whatsyouralternativethesis

[MumJokesDoHappen @jokes_do]

@stevegonsalves1 I'm so tired at 8pm - but I push on through - because I know I'm going to get a 2nd wind at 11pm to see me through to the early hours.

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@GhostAdventures Woah dude...dude...dude - Aaron. I HATE dolls - Zak.

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@NevSchulman After binge watching Catfish the TV show to get thru Covid-19 I decided to watch the movie. I'm not sure how many of us have felt like Angela so many times in life. What an amazing woman...and such a sweet way you dealt with it all.

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@Kathbum My cat has broken 2 laptops since covid began. He jumped the chasm twixt sofa and table, landed, skidded, 💻 ends on floor upside down, screen smashed. The other, IT told me was 'water damage'. I was asleep, 💻 was closed at the time it happened so....

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@OthelloFloof well, the carpet certainly matches the drapes?