Drew Hernandez

I could be a lot of things as long as I'm me.

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

@DwightHoward Military can discipline anyone that WANTS to be disciplined. People that can’t be disciplined won’t be so to think this is a discipline problem already tells you why the military is a volunteer service.

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

@itgirlposts You gotta think, a whole billionaire trying to sell ya'll a game to play. Nothing is real.

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

@Apple "As a matter of fact I was destroyed by the Apple II and its open systems so that hackers and hobbyists could build ham radios or something! And then it nearly destroyed Apple when you spent all your money on it and developed a grand total of no new products."

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

Veterans are rich poor 🤣🤣 #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #Veteran

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

@dillondanis How in the hell... This has to be photoshopped.

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

Todo tiene su final. Nada dura para siempre. #hectorlavoe

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

People will show you their ugly. Just give it time. #lifelessons

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

It's always better to ask for forgiveness than permission... but seeking forgiveness isn't always necessary. #factsoflife

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

Thank you god for giving me the strength, patience and tolerance I needed today 🙌🏽 #god #prayer

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

I heard a report that we're going to start experience high temperature as a result of global warming.

Bitch where?! It's 60 degrees here in Los Angeles and we're almost in June. I'll believe in global warming when Los Angeles feels like Baghdad and Baghdad feels like Canada. #GlobalWarming

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

Nobody has failed more than me. I have failed so much that I have no choice but to take it as a learning experience. Would rather forget it ever happend 🤣🤣 #life #LifeSupport

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

God will sometimes cut your grass so you can see the snakes in it. When they show you who they are, believe them.

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

My spanish is so bad it sounds like english with a middle eastern accent. 🤣🤣
#latinos #spanglish

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

I like Haney but he didn't win tonight, he survived.
#HaneyLoma #haneyvsLomachenko

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

Speeding tickets hit different if the officer cute.

"Hope you have a blessed day beautiful. See you in court." 🤣

#Police #PoliceOfficer

[Drew Hernandez @jokesbydrew]

@Oren_Peli Oren please check your dm. Thanks!