Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her)

Baby Comedian, amongst other things. Self-described Train Wreck. Not medical advice.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

I hate that higher education is so broad but so specific. Like sure, let me get my masters in Bioethics and Indigenous Women’s Reproductive Rights during the Colonization of East Asian river communities.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

https://t.co/jQePOUNtD1

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

@NICKIMINAJ Screaming 😫😫😫😫

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Well, Barbz-
Didn’t really want to have to speak on this but I just can’t stay quiet about it any longer. Last night, I recorded what will probably be your favorite song on the deluxe. It will immediately go into your TOP 5 of the entire PF2 era. OH MY FREAKING GOODNESSWDRFFHJKGV

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

I swear these hiring teams really be edging us these days…

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Them: Risk for cocaine use disorder is higher is you have ADHD…

Me: Risqué…

Them: We can prescribe Adderall (Meth).

Me: Thank you.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

but I was hiding with Nicki and she made a joke using her lyrics which I finished and we both look each other in the eyes like “winner winner winner”🥇☠️😫😭

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

I been trying to win tickets from @NICKIMINAJ streaming on @STATIONHEAD and tell me why my dream last night had a part where idk why…

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

#itlookeasydontit

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

While we’re on the subject of trans women, can I just say Hunter Schafer is hot af.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

🐻🥹💅🏼🖤💅🏼🤕🤓@NICKIMINAJ @nmcharts 👑👑👑👑👑👑

https://t.co/bOtlQ4eamD

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

She loves us so much!🖤😭

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Tbh. I’d rather live in a world with Taco Bell.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

All my husband really wants from me is to do the dishes. I can’t and won’t let him win this, I’m trying to keep this marriage alive!

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Did @iamcardib really just say, “I got a round ass, I don’t think the earth flat.” 😂☠️😮‍💨🤣

https://t.co/1AiT5lPxAq

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Happy 420! The stoner’s 4th of July!😮‍💨😅

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Tell my manager if they really wanted to contact me they would DM me on instagram.

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

I want to make sure I am still present and participating in the “comedy scene”, so here’s this…

JO KOY!

KAT WILLIAMS!

HOT TAKE!

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Nothing says, “living the American Dream” like the reaffirmation from your management that they could give two shits about you and your colleagues. 🇺🇸💸🫡

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan (she/her) @jokesbyjade]

Why did I have a dream that I was constipated and finally while trying to take a shit in peace, I am always being inappropriately interrupted? What kind of message is this???💩