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I'm the smartest, and I don't know sarcasm. *Parody* Not affiliated with Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory

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@WilkRyan follow back!

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No fucks shall be given this Summer.👌

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Slow wifi is worse than no wifi at all

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There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment.

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Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me.

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Only 29 more Mondays until summer. ☀️🌴👙🎉🙌

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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends.
Seriously, it's not rocket science.
Bazinga.

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iMessage I miss you...

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Million dollar idea: WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

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Truly amazing. Must retweet.

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Literally on someone's cock

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Most of my mornings consist of me trying to avoid any human interaction.

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Happy Easter!

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Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind...

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I just love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Try to download porn late at night, dial up modem wakes up whole family.

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The Kids Pop version of Thrift Shop says "Walk up in the club like whaddup I got a cool mom!"

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

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Tweet others how you wanna be tweeted.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money i would just laugh and search with them.

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#GrandTheftAutoMemories