Kyle McKibben

Cringe tweets.
Unoriginal thoughts and comments. Annoying as hell.

#1 Fan of @Ashley_Jo2016

[Kyle McKibben @kylejon993]

For all you single ladies out there. Just know..... I can cook a very delicious pot of Ramen.

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Hey kids we’re called Turnstile and this is a genre of music called gay hardcore we hope you all enjoy it

[cow @cowincrisis]

horses always clopping. just walk normally. fucking idiots.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

here kids! this is a textbook example of it's not a problem until it's a problem for me.
best of luck with those bills, babe 🤍

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[wa$abi nut$ @bawitdabababe]

rip kristi noem. i’ll put down some dogs in your honor tonight

[Kyle McKibben @kylejon993]

Ah yes. Leviticus 69:420 "United States shall protect Israel." Good separation of church and state here!

[CODEPINK @codepink]

Senator Kevin Cramer says the U.S. has a “biblical responsibility to Israel.”

That’s the logic behind the U.S. war on Iran.

[CODEPINK @codepink]

Senator Kevin Cramer says the U.S. has a “biblical responsibility to Israel.”

That’s the logic behind the U.S. war on Iran.

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Decisions, decisions…

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

never forget what you’re fighting for

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

I was in Dollar General last week and bought a Snickers for $1.85. A year and a half ago it was $7 in the Airport

[Kyle McKibben @kylejon993]

Iowa gas prices = California Gas prices. Got it.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I was in Iowa last week. Gas was $1.85 a gallon. A year and a half ago it was $7 in California

[sean illing @seanilling]

Just an incredible example of that great Bo Burnham bit about Stadium Country music. A pandering millionaire metrosexual in $3,000 boots using a grab bag of rural nouns and simple adjectives mad libs style.

[NRA @NRA]

This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong.

Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Joe Rogan just said the quiet part out loud:

A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway.

That’s not “border security.”

That’s ripping people out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them in a place that isn’t home.

[Kyle McKibben @kylejon993]

Even the guy who drags his knuckles when he walks can use his head.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

Rogan: "Its very ugly to watch someone shoot a U.S. citizen, especially a woman, in the face…It just looked horrific to me. When people say it's justifiable because the car hit it, it seemed like she was turning the car away."

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

You know things are bad when the most boring person doing the most boring job for decades has to come out and say, “Stop trying to arrest us for doing math”

[cez @cezthesocialist]

noticing that charlie kirk hasn’t said anything about venezuela. i guess intervention is okay when trump does it