Funny Jokes

The Most Funny Jokes Ever Heard In Your Lifetime
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Check out my last tweet to see the naked picture of Kim Kardashian doing crazy things.

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When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Ladies, little word of advice. Argue with your man while you're naked, and you'll never lose an argument.

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I have a bad habit of repeating myself. I have a bad habit of repeating myself.

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If Paris Hilton made a sex tape with two black guys would it be called "Niggas In Paris"?

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Teen Virgins might as well be an endangered species.

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Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.

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I saw a really fat lady with "M.O.B." tattooed on her arm. I asked "Money Over Bitches?" She replied, "No, McDonald's over Burger King."

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I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.

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I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.

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Ray Lewis plays the #madden13demo against a steelers fan, haha the new madden looks awesome, check it out! > http://t.co/VhPxjiOC - sp

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10 and playing. 11 and looking. 12 and kissing. 13 and touching. 14 and sucking. 15 and fucking. 16 and pregnant.

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I study. I take the test. I pass the test. Then I forget what I learned.

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Hoes are cuffed. Good girls are single. The good die young. The ungrateful have everything, yeah life is great.

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We live in a society where if Abercrombie and Fitch says breathing is unattractive, 75% of our population would die.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but Jack gotta shock and a mouth full of cock cause Jill's real name is Randy.

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Boston bars in summertime smell like base makeup and pussy.

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Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name was Sum Yung Ho.

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That annoying moment when you're walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot….

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Who cheats more, guys or girls? You'd be surprised, check out #3! http://t.co/uwA8ZJvR - sp