Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦

I'm Ride-or-Die with the Peaceful Transfer of Democratic Power.
Trans Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter.
37/she/USA $jokesinbase13

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

Okay, but it's definitely not wrong though....

[Dael Kingsmill @DailyDael]

Tell me who your next D&D character will be based on your Sun (Class), Moon (Background), and Rising (Ancestry) signs!🎲⚔️✨

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get my tokens? #Temucodeforcode
https://t.co/cKs6UxTy3f

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@iarvis I don't think they "hate to break it to you" at all, I think they think they've got a real zinger of a comeback there.
I'd pity them if their ignorance wasn't so harmful.

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

How long is a reporting cycle @MOHELA?? Because I know it wouldn't take you this long to report it if I was *behind*. Fix it, or give me a legitimate reason why because I'm missing out on opportunities waiting 3+ months. #PSLF @usedgov

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

.... yeah, I hope it does.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kevin Brady (R-TX) warns that releasing Trump’s tax returns could lead to the release of tax returns of Supreme Court Justices

[Swamp Witch Advice @SwampAdvice]

Yes I do elf on a shelf in my house but he is in a small silver jar in a circle of salt and I will let him out only when my price is paid in full.

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@CyberSif @RahulKohli13 I've got terrible news about the part of speech for the word "it" 😔

[Prison Policy Initiative @PrisonPolicy]

Imagine being forced to use a phone plan that charged you thousands of $/year to talk to a single relative.

That's often what the families of people in local jails pay, thanks to corporate & facility greed. We explain more in our new report:
https://t.co/zBL8fn3VxO

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@tumblr There was actually a small run of about 300 posters that accidentally went to print before the proofs were corrected and approved. These might be two of the "Missing Elevens"!!!

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@paytmitch @lee_html

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@thegoatedlamb @MayoIsSpicyy ...is a screenshot of my own profile supposed to be some sort of gotcha? I wrote that and posted it publicly, on purpose. He still doesn't know you exist.

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@mxmtoon https://t.co/48UiXujrA5

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

it’s hard to believe that in this day and age people are still wearing fir

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@ChipotleTweets Can we petition @MerriamWebster to reflect on the spelling of 'vinaigrette' and make it less awkward?

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@GatorsDaily @tumblr Clearly a dragon

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@cavaticat That's an awful lot of words to say "I don't have a personality"

[Prison Policy Initiative @PrisonPolicy]

The way most people think money bail works isn’t reality. We're told that bail companies face financial repercussions if their clients don’t show up to court. In fact, they almost never do.

More in our recent report:
https://t.co/ZDdqxqAPEZ

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@hankgreen This is apparently a blessed action. Well done.

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

Because controversy drives traffic and ad revenue is currently his only shot at making any money at all before he owes ~1 billion in interest to his backers.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Why does Twitter’s owner keep tweeting such incendiary stuff?

[Becky 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @JokesInBase13]

@paytmitch I recently celebrated the 25th Anniversary of my 12th Birthday 😌