Joke Spinner

The funniest web of jokes on Twitter.

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Elvis is dead, & I'm not feeling that good myself.

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It is a medically proven fact that people with the most birthdays live the longest!

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3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say P without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You're now smiling & RT this.

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If I let you control the music in my car, it means I would probably take a bullet for you

[NME @NME]

REO Speedwagon and Imagine Dragons team-up for 'Kimmel' performance – watch http://t.co/CNo8cEz0GN

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If the police arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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I will respect you 10x more if you say what you have to say to me to my face rather than to someone else.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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Reality is an illusion caused by an alcohol deficiency

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Is the link to the new Magic Mike trailer a good Mother’s Day gift?

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Oxymoron: green blackberries

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I once heard a joke in the toilet. I pissed myself laughing.

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Oxymoron: Shredded Documents

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My neighbors listen to good music, whether they like it or not…

[Extremely Grumpy @ExtremelyGrumpy]

Me: Damn girl, you could be a model. Her: Really, you think so? Me: Ya, at the beginning of the evolution chart

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I've got a friend who's half British & half Indian. Brian.

[Mark McConville @markmcconville]

Just called my grandma for Mother's Day. She was at church, but answered the phone. She said "We're singing a song so I guess we can talk."

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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows & only four tellers?

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Oxymoron: Beyond Infinity

[Joke Slinger @JokeSlinger]

Oxymoron: farewell reception

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Any connection between your reality & mine is purely coincidental.