Good Vampire Jokes

Leveraging my photo sensitivity for something

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@waxer_1 Deal

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What isn’t is not always separate from what is, this I feel, is the truth behind reality which many do not realize. That reality is not always separate from the imagined is an important lesson, which many never fully learn.

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Nothing better than knowing old people slang, scares the shit out of them, gives you a definitive answer on the racism/sexism/homophobia/necrophilia

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@GoodDragonJokes @waxer_1 All things fade in time, I have the fortunate position of being the last to fade as we go gently into that good night

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Julia 😔

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Whenever someone is questioning your benign decisions, just say that you are moving pawns in a greater game. Works on people of all intelligence levels.

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@waxer_1 No, not really

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In three generations everything but the most basic aspects of your being will be completely forgotten

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@waxer_1 A volunteer?

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Donate blood, save a life

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Selling silver bullets, slightly used

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Humans bite many more humans a year than sharks do, biting someone is completely normal behavior, and shouldn’t arouse suspicion at all.

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Mhu if you:
Only come out at night.
Are the lean and hungry type.
Nothing is new.
I’ve seen you here before.
Are watching and waiting.

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Only with my friends could we:
Buy books
Go bar hopping, involving a ambulance being called
Be interviewed for a job
Resolve a legal dispute
Sink a ship

All in one night

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I’m out here every night living at the expense of others, it’s how I make a difference

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Landed in Seattle tonight, ready to make my mark on the city

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@FlightlessNerd1 Ominous foreshadowing

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What's your twitter accounts running joke?

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You know whenever you say “oh you totally look like this person in the old photo” it’s not funny

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Crosses are a huge turnoff for me