Waxer1

I bake stuff, bake video games, and bake piano. I have been banned from piano.
Follow me at @goodtreejokes for good tree jokes
he/them

[oatmeal @goodatdoom]

alright guys. lets make the earths atmosphere. get the percentages right or we all die

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

imna abstain from twitter until it chills tf out

[chervil @doginacafe]

comeback

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@dogwoodisbest shhhhhhhhhhhhhh thas besides the point...

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

I used to be funny, and now all I can do is make shoddy puns

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@FlightlessNerd1 "sexless" is right, these people have no bitches

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@FlightlessNerd1 Fuk you, Queuecumber

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@FlightlessNerd1 @SexyProblemKid u undersell yourself, I say dumb shit all the tiiimeee
& I really admire your dedication to improving yourself in the things you like to do

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@SexyProblemKid @FlightlessNerd1 awwwwwwwwwwww dang ur too sweet man :)

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

New waxer1 dlc just dropped

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

Taxes!

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@bfsoutofcontext so you CLAIM to be bfs, yet BOTH of you are Non-Binary!
Checkmate Libearaels!

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

I found this photo deep in my archives & am too lazy to go looking for the source
so here's a picture of a tweet instead of a retweet

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@dAn0ki why would I do that

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

I am going to invent a toothpaste macaron. It will not be a prank because you will already know and be warned that it is full of toothpaste. Nobody will buy this flavor, so I will not have to make it again. This is the perfect resolution.

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

@goodatdoom :O

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

I'm he/him but like, in a curly font & light blue

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Wordle 251 4/6

⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
this word was worse than using "jazz" in hangman

[Waxer1 @waxer_1]

making things intentionally difficult in a way that's fun to solve is basically playing a singleplayer video game