mea tulpa

long into the future past |
a magician casts its eye |
upon whose gaze a witch doth cast |
too pretty to live, too hot to die |

she hers it its .

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

i have GOT to get more annoying (sexual)

[Dan Fornace @danfornace]

If you’re upset that all 10 characters seem to be busted in Rivals 2, don’t worry.

We plan to release 4 new even more busted characters next year.

Then 4 per year after that until the salt that is generated dries out the planet and we all have to move to Mars together.

[✨feral but fun ✨ @lil_racoon_hand]

^^^^^ unserious doesn’t mean we can’t get serious now laugh at me please

[rachel yara @bugposting]

if you are a c!sgender person with health insurance, it can be surprisingly easy to tell a doctor about some vague hormonal problems, get prescribed meds (spiro esp easy), and then give those away to a friend who might Need Them. just a hot tip to think about!

[frye @___frye]

this came to me last night

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

damn i cant imagine why she lost

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

@leafteeth 🙂‍↕️

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

she’s been typing for 25 minutes

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

@mia11112233 whoag....

[rachel yara @bugposting]

some times it feels like I’m the only one on day 2,008 of the alyssa milano sex strike

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

ask women this more

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

@mia11112233 this is absolutely brutal

[dew-kissed herba @seanslimed]

the giant swinging axe in Sen’s Fortress after it flings me into the titanite demon pit

[laura “on the other website too” cavegift @cavegift]

[trying so hard not to tell you i love you] you are a pervert. and a freak

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

This has to be like. Objectively measured right. This has to be in the running for 'The single funniest a human being has ever been'

[mea tulpa @jokewitch]

@mia11112233 poyo